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    Eisenhower knew the day would come where people denied it happened and that’s why he ordered so many photographs to be taken. Alas, it wasn’t enough.

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    City hopes ‘Baby Shark’ song will drive homeless away

    Officials in West Palm Beach are hoping a continuous loop of children's songs played throughout the night will keep homeless people from sleeping on the patio of a city-owned rental banquet facility.

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    So it's south park

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    So it's south park
    Califor-nya-nya-nya

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    https://m.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/ar...at-yellowstone

    Not in Florida, but Floridians bringing Florida to the wilderness.

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    you can't keep florida man down, or he beats you to death instead of installing your appliance and then sets you on fire while you lie there twitching:

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...160043679.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by mallister View Post
    you can't keep florida man down, or he beats you to death instead of installing your appliance and then sets you on fire while you lie there twitching:

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...160043679.html
    Coked up Florida Man trying to outdo Florida Meth Man. That was a hard read. Article states they completed the installation, though. Don't know why they are charging with 1st degree and not 2nd degree. Hopefully it's not dismissed for lack of pre-emptive motive.

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    Can you imagine being the poor coworker who stepped outside for a moment? That would suck.

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    couple is busted for DUI. then they start bumping uglies in the back of the squad car.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-c...224936679.html

    they were on BIKES when busted for DUI.

    this shit writes itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mallister View Post
    couple is busted for DUI. then they start bumping uglies in the back of the squad car.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-c...224936679.html

    they were on BIKES when busted for DUI.

    this shit writes itself.
    A search of Thomas' backpack turned up seven full cans of the alcoholic malt beverage Four Loko and one empty can, according to the report.
    FUCKING LOL

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    Both Thomas and Mondanaro were given breathalyzers while at the jail. Mondanaro blew a .062 and a .066; Thomas blew a .145 and a .146.

    "It should be noted that the time delay from the stop to the breath test was three hours and 21 minutes," the deputy wrote.
    My dude was SUPER wasted and his chick was only wasted.

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    Could he even get it up being that wasted? Somehow I imagine that this was a whole scheme to see if they could get it on in the back of the cop car.

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    Parents find 24+ pipe bombs in 27 year old daughter's room.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/michelle-...195632606.html

    Also, nunchucks and bb guns. But I think they were more concerned about the fucking tool chest full of pipe bombs.

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    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50501741

    Graveyard discovered under a high school in Tampa.

    They are part of Ridgewood Cemetery, a mid-20th Century cemetery for the poor.

    The coffins - buried 3-5ft (1-1.5m) deep - were discovered using ground-penetrating radar after the school was alerted about the possible location of the cemetery.

    Records indicate more than 250 people were buried there, most of them African Americans, the school district said.

    Up to 77 of them were infants or small children.

    The city opened Ridgewood in 1942 and sold it off to a private company in 1957. The school district acquired the land in 1959, opening King High School in 1960.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50501741

    Graveyard discovered under a high school in Tampa.
    Man that side of town was already spooky

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    Couple of years ago they discovered mass unmarked graves on the grounds of a former all boys boarding school that was primarily African American children from infants up to 16. Hundreds of remains. From the early 20th century and later. It was a really big deal when it came out. Look up the story about Dozier academy if you want to learn more. Fun fact that school only just closed in 2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Couple of years ago they discovered mass unmarked graves on the grounds of a former all boys boarding school that was primarily African American children from infants up to 16. Hundreds of remains. From the early 20th century and later. It was a really big deal when it came out. Look up the story about Dozier academy if you want to learn more. Fun fact that school only just closed in 2011.
    I saw that in the news when it happened. Made national news. Was creepy as fuck. Seriously their buildings looked like they were right out of a horror movie. Such a sad story what happened there.

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    The timeline on this most recent finding is pretty fucked up.

    State sells graveyard to private company (on the condition they run it?) Only two years later the company sells the land for the highschool to be built.

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    Well, guess we can add dogs to the list of crazy shit in Florida

    https://abc7news.com/5713108/?ex_cid...Zax8noLSCYjIUg

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