Meanwhile, in Florida.

**Salodin** · 2021-10-21 11:48

It's hard to accidentally die in these Florida swamps. The animals are dangerous, but then again you also gotta go looking for them and then harass the shit out of them for them to assault you, and even then you gotta just give up for them to kill you. Much more likely he offed himself in some way, even if assisted by nature.

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**Roranora** · 2021-10-21 15:01

Originally Posted by Kirin

There was that ~2 week period when Laundrie wasnt being surveilled yet.

Not sure if he/they cut Laundrie up, but a few broken knees in the middle of a Florida swamp prone to flooding? Nature handled the rest.

The only other plausible outcome in my mind, but much less satisfying, is Laundrie was on the run and nature still handled the rest.

it seems highly unlikely either of these guys went covert vigilante justice before anyone knew what was happening/had happened

**6souls** · 2021-10-21 17:07

Remains confirmed to be Brian

**Richybear** · 2021-10-21 17:15

Guess he should've given Stewie his money

**Salodin** · 2021-10-21 17:45

Originally Posted by 6souls

Remains confirmed to be Brian

Originally Posted by Richybear

Guess he should've given Stewie his money

Only took 8 minutes. Not shabby

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**Kirin** · 2021-10-21 18:37

Originally Posted by Roranora

it seems highly unlikely either of these guys went covert vigilante justice before anyone knew what was happening/had happened

Petito's parents probably had a pretty good guess what happened when they found out Laundrie returned and his excuse was "idunno..." as to why their daughter wasnt there.

But todays events just don't make any sense for that and a lot of other ideas. FBI searched this area thoroughly enough to call off a search, but the parents join for a few hours and find it so quick with media *right there*?

Did they have instructions to alert the police to the location if his parents didnt hear from him after a few days? Were they waiting for a crime scene to not be under water to make forensic evidence hard to gather? Why would they hide him only to kill him themselves? Is this staged with pulled teeth and hes still on the run? Shit just got weird.

**Anoat** · 2021-10-21 20:08

**6souls** · 2021-10-22 10:48

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/...162586631?s=20

**6souls** · 2021-10-25 13:45

Originally Posted by 6souls

Remains confirmed to be Brian

Update: maybe not

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...-says-n1282259

**archibaldcrane** · 2021-10-25 14:20

They're his, just the cause of death is unknown

**Roranora** · 2021-10-25 14:29

my remains would be so easy to identify provided the skull is included

**6souls** · 2021-11-02 23:36

@ 17 minutes for Pickachu content

**6souls** · 2021-11-23 13:03

Brian Laundrie shot himself in the head

**Tyrath** · 2021-11-23 13:08

Originally Posted by 6souls

Brian Laundrie shot himself in the head

**Ksandra** · 2021-11-26 11:31

https://abc7ny.com/homecoming-queen-...over/11223719/

Woman and daughter face 16 years in prison for accessing their school’s system in order to gain more homecoming queen votes. Note: They are charged with accessing student info, not voter fraud. That’s a big risk for a stupid popularity contest.

**6souls** · 2022-01-18 16:32

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1483563385883140100?s=20

**chazzyphizzle** · 2022-01-18 16:46

awfully warm in florida for so many snowflakes

**NynJa** · 2022-01-18 16:51

Seems more preventative when educating students or employees on sensitive topics, you cant single someone out and eye-fuck them as you talk down to them over stuff you know their great great great grandfather did. Theres nothing in there about prohibiting education on such topics.

**Karbuncle** · 2022-01-18 17:51

Originally Posted by NynJa

Seems more preventative when educating students or employees on sensitive topics, you cant single someone out and eye-fuck them as you talk down to them over stuff you know their great great great grandfather did. Theres nothing in there about prohibiting education on such topics.

Won't anyone think about how much this affects the White Guilt grifters?