Two lungs, 4 years, and some kicks

[Myrrh_Quetz]

I am easy but... I unno. I got nothing. I'm ducking worn out from a bonfire BBQ party were I won every game and limbo'd so low I deeply regret it because of the pain lol.

[Airenn]

Pretty sure I can literally just post in this thread.

[Abandon]

Poor guy is gonna die a month before his divorce papers are finalized and you're all here busting his balls over some crocs.

bruh, they're fucking crocs

[Melena]

Pretty sure I can literally just post in this thread.

So why do you post here outside of just to instigate him? If anything I think you are jealous that he at least gets his dick wet, whereas your vagina is so sandy, President Skroob sent Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz there to comb it for clues to Lonestar's and Barfs whereabouts.

[Abandon]

i really don't think its about her being sandy, and more just knowing its going to be a source of laughter for so many

[tyven]

i really don't think its about her being sandy, and more just knowing its going to be a source of laughter for so many

man do you ever put your pom-poms down?

[Abandon]

man do you ever put your pom-poms down?

seriously though, its similar to posters in the past that were easily wound up and angered. i know you remember teh days of watching olroy go at it with Sera, and similar undertakings, and this just reminds me a lot of that shit, which is why i find it funny.

[Abandon]

Only for his clarinet lessons.

have fun trying to talk your future wife into letting you wear shit to her wedding.

[Bregor]

bruh, they're fucking crocs

If it looks like a croc and sounds like a croc

[Kaslo]

At this point we might as well change the thread title to "Two lungs, 4 years, an engagement and a pair of crocs"

smh

[Vandole]

I almost changed it to "Two lungs, 4 years, an engagement and a whooooooooooooooooosh."

This thread did not disappoint, at all.

Sent from my Macbook Wheel

[BadKarma]

Sent from my Macbook Wheel

God dammit vandole lol

[Bregor]

Bitch has been riding me for the last year because I don't own dress shoes. Fuck if I cave in now.

What the fuck. This is worse than Brill's griddle nightmare

[Airenn]

Random question for Van/Sono/people who can remove posts - Can you guys all still see them or are they gone-gone?

[Bregor]

They are not gone-gone

[tyven]

Bitch has been riding me for the last year because I don't own dress shoes. Fuck if I cave in now.

i did dress shoes for ceremony, chucks for reception. had my groomsmen in chucks the whole time

[Bregor]

I considered doing that and then I realized I wasn't a man-baby

[tyven]

I considered doing that and then I realized I wasn't a man-baby

i read that in the austin powers voice and now i feel bad 4 u

[tyven]

WE ALSO WORE SHUTTER SHADES FOR A KANYE PIC SO FUCK WAT U HEARD BREGS

[Bregor]

WE ALSO WORE SHUTTER SHADES FOR A KANYE PIC SO FUCK WAT U HEARD BREGS

That's better than tux-and-chucks but not by much.