Happy New Year
HNY you jabronis
happy new year dickbutts
I dislike the new year holiday, seems so passe - shallow and pedantic.
HMMM, YES, SHALLOW AND PEDANTIC.
SHALLOW AND PEDANTIC INDEED.
Have a great new year everyone.
They will have to re pave the street after I'm done
Another year with you idiots? Fuck.
Happy New Years BG! May the alcohol flow endlessly!
Happy New Year yall! Be safe tonight!
Waifu and I are prepared
Just another reminder.
Don't drive drunk.
DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK.
That said, enjoy your night.
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Don't worry, that's what the bicycle is for :D
Probably going to go do another drunk fossil run. Did that once a couple years ago, was a blast. Surprisingly made it 4 laps with 8 shots of 153 proof store brand grain alcohol
He probably took the main roads. I'm getting into this bottle of fireball before heading downtown. 4th, 9th, 16th, and 28th are the main roads. I'm taking 1st. All neighborhoods for about the whole 6 miles lol. Don't want to spend too much while I'm down there.
I've actually been pulled over once while biking drunk... for my back light being out. Officer never even had an idea lol. When he pulled me over, I had my ID out by the time he got to me. Asked him what the issue was. Explained that my battery died. He then had me flip over the bike and he read the serial number to make sure the bike wasn't reported stolen and sent me on my way