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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    Thats why I'm going to drink and pirate it.
    Co-fucking-sign

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurell View Post
    Don't watch it? lol

    Thats the reason they keep making this shit
    I have to know the truth even if it's horrifying that's just the kind of person I am.

    There is a theater that opened just this year that is not to far from me. It's one of those smaller upscale movie theaters I guess you could call it. They have leather reclining electric seats, a small restaurant inside and the usual movie fare. But most important they have a bar with top shelf liquor, wine and beer of course. I could get there early, have a couple scotches, then order a beer (they have huge ones) and take it into the auditorium (they allow it) with me as soon as they let in for the next showing. Sit there and relax for 15 minutes. Down at least half my bucket of beer and by the time the movie starts I should be lit. I get giggly when I'm drunk so it might make me laugh at what I'm witnessing instead of crying.

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    Woah, woah WOAH!!!!!!! This theater has a semi-legit bar in it?! I'm missing the fuck out

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    15% on RT.

    Isn't that low even by Transformers standards?? No wonder reviews were embargoed until night of release.

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    Yeah just as me and probably every sane person on the planet expected. Why is this shit even being made still?

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    they are still being made because it will still make a billion dollars

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazzyphizzle View Post
    they are still being made because it will still make a billion dollars
    Yeah, at the end of the day, the outrage is nothing but the smallest of minorities with any of these movies.

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    The Chinese love this shit.

    Seriously love it.

    I can't wait to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virg View Post


    Yeah just as me and probably every sane person on the planet expected. Why is this shit even being made still?
    "The shots were different aspect ratios during the scene." holy shit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    15% on RT.

    Isn't that low even by Transformers standards?? No wonder reviews were embargoed until night of release.
    17% now. Age of Extinction was 18%, Revenge of the Fallen was 19%, Dark of the Moon was 35%, first one was 57%. By comparison, the 90 minute toy commercial, Transformers: The Movie is 55% on RT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    By comparison, the 90 minute toy commercial, Transformers: The Movie is 55% on RT.
    Well that's because it was pandering to us or our kids while the more recent regular movies pander to china.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Well that's because it was pandering to us or our kids while the more recent regular movies pander to china.
    % is based on critic reviews, not user reviews

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    The old movie was not a toy commercial. It was an exercise in traumatizing children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serra View Post
    The old movie was not a toy commercial. It was an exercise in traumatizing children.
    It can be both. I mean I know I sure as shit wanted a Springer transformer. Only reason I wanted Ultra Magnus was to drive around the better transformers. Even 8 year old me knew he was an emo bitch.

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    So, I got dragged to this movie by my brothers, and this was maybe the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

    Not even exaggerating. Not entertaining, basically no robot fights, unprecedented amount of swing-and-miss comedy attempts.

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    We're trailers all the major fights or are there more surprises. No spoilers without tag por favor

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    I didn't watch any of the trailers, tbh, so I can't say. There's almost no robot v robot action in the movie, though. That's all I went in expecting, and it whiffed completely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternityEnd View Post
    I didn't watch any of the trailers, tbh, so I can't say. There's almost no robot v robot action in the movie, though. That's all I went in expecting, and it whiffed completely.
    WHATS EVEN THE POINT THEN?

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    gdi apparently one of my old shipmates is an extra and is showing some pics now I almost feel obligated to watch it

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    I would honestly not recommend this movie to anyone. It felt like it was 6 hours long, and I would have walked out had I not rode with people.

    Oh, and if anyone's curious about how the 3D is (disclaimer: I'm not a fan of 3D outside of Avatar), well... I didn't notice it at all. Which probably has something to do with the fact that there's very, very little RvR action.

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