Transformers 5: The Last Knight (June 23, 2017)

[Fhloston]

I didn't watch any of the trailers, tbh, so I can't say. There's almost no robot v robot action in the movie, though. That's all I went in expecting, and it whiffed completely.

What the fuck?

Spoiler: show

Does Unicron appear?

Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk

[Zetanio]

Fix them spoilers.

[DrClout]

gdi apparently one of my old shipmates is an extra and is showing some pics now I almost feel obligated to watch it

Would you be able to pick him out between Pepsi can #643 and Ford truck #321?

Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

[dasva]

Would you be able to pick him out between Pepsi can #643 and Ford truck #321?

Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

Probably. The only thing he likes more than product placement is jerking off the military

[6souls]

[Zetanio]

I hate everything about that.

[dasva]

While about half of those are pretty good best/greatest is kind of lol. And well half of those things are just trash

[AoE]

gdi apparently one of my old shipmates is an extra and is showing some pics now I almost feel obligated to watch it

Who's that so I can say hi.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

[dasva]

Who's that so I can say hi.

Patrick Diers

[Melena]

You can practically hear Michael Bay getting sucked off in this review.

http://www.filmjournal.com/reviews/f...rs-last-knight

[Anoat]

Bumblebee kills a bunch of Nazis.

I just...

*sigh*...okay.

[Outlaw]

I haven't seen the movie yet but I just wanted to tell everyone this little tib-bit.

Anthony Hopkins was on Kimmel tonight and in the interview Jimmy asked the usual what is it like to work with him question. Hopkins said with a obvious fake smile, "Micheal is a real piece of work." and later something like, "You really have to be on your toes with him." He tried to say it in a jokingly way but it really felt like a thinly veiled insult. His eyes looked like they were saying, "This was the worst experience I have ever had on a movie. Micheal is a horrible human being."

[DrClout]

Sounds nice but given the environment we live in, he he didn't say it, don't inject your own opinion.

Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

[AoE]

Patrick Diers

Oh OK. Don't know him. One of the scenes in the movie was filmed on my boat so I figured it'd be a guy from here.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

[AoE]

Disregard

[Outlaw]

Sounds nice but given the environment we live in, he he didn't say it, don't inject your own opinion.

Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

What environment? I can voice my own observations if I want.

[Cantih]

Just got back from it.

It's a functional movie, I guess? Stuff happens, in order. There are screen stills/sequences that would give 70's prog rock album cover fans tingles in their pants.

But yeah, it's a bad movie.
The Resident Evil films are better. The Tremors direct to video sequels are better. The most recent Pirates of the Caribbean is better.

[Tyrath]

But is it better than Dead Man's Chest? The second Pirates.

[Melena]

I just got out of it. They completely disregarded events from age of extinction. Megatron being changed to galvatron is completely retconned out. Among all the other things wrong with the movie, it's biggest sin is that at some points, it was just fucking boring. I nearly dozed off a couple of times. 2.5 hours long and it dragged more than the directors cut of hobbit.

[Hirronimus]

What exactly was kid's function? She served zero purpose.