2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

-Ball Handling will be changed.
-Eligible receiver rules will be changed.
-Injury timeouts will be changed.

Results of Patriots winning Superbowl.

Nobody gives a shit that Welker can probably no longer spell his own name, but Edelman gets hit by Kam and goes back in and suddenly we need a rule change there, too.

Belichick lives rent free in everybody's head.

BTW, having a guy in a booth have the authority to take players off the field is just totally stupid. I really don't understand why having a Doctor on the sideline clearing people isn't enough. The potential for shenanigans just seems too high with a supreme booth-guy authority.

"Oh, Brady just got sacked. SEE YA! Back in the locker room you go for 15 minutes! The all-powerful booth has spoken."

Edit: I wonder how the new rule on eligible/ineligible will affect fake punts and fake field goals and stuff. Can a kicker throw a touchdown pass to a quarterback?

Belichick is saying it's going to impact punt returns or punt formations or something. Not sure how, but I'm comfortable saying that Bill probably understands the rule book better than the competition committee, and the unintended consequences of their knee-jerk rule changes

[tyven]

The Jets are bad and won't make the playoffs.

BRUH WE COMING FOR THE CROWN YOU BETTER WATCH THE THRONE AND STUFF

[Aragon of Odin]

Except that Matt Cassel and the Bills are going to run that division this year

[Melena]

-Ball Handling will be changed.
-Eligible receiver rules will be changed.
-Injury timeouts will be changed.

Results of Patriots winning Superbowl.

Nobody gives a shit that Welker can probably no longer spell his own name, but Edelman gets hit by Kam and goes back in and suddenly we need a rule change there, too.

Belichick lives rent free in everybody's head.

BTW, having a guy in a booth have the authority to take players off the field is just totally stupid. I really don't understand why having a Doctor on the sideline clearing people isn't enough. The potential for shenanigans just seems too high with a supreme booth-guy authority.

"Oh, Brady just got sacked. SEE YA! Back in the locker room you go for 15 minutes! The all-powerful booth has spoken."

Edit: I wonder how the new rule on eligible/ineligible will affect fake punts and fake field goals and stuff. Can a kicker throw a touchdown pass to a quarterback?

Belichick is saying it's going to impact punt returns or punt formations or something. Not sure how, but I'm comfortable saying that Bill probably understands the rule book better than the competition committee, and the unintended consequences of their knee-jerk rule changes

I agree actually with having a doctor be able to call a time out if someone obviously looks like they are in lala land. Coaches are too busy for that shit and they are not going to call a time out to pull a star. So long as it's a neutral doctor which i'm sure it will be, no issue with that. I highly doubt QB's and RB's are going to be yanked after one hit for a trip to the locker room.

Also Patriots could have lost and these things would have been brought up. I know you love playing the victim card, but seriously at this point why don't you just take a razor to your wrists cause all you do is either brag or bitch.

[NinjaLotter]

I agree actually with having a doctor be able to call a time out if someone obviously looks like they are in lala land. Coaches are too busy for that shit and they are not going to call a time out to pull a star. So long as it's a neutral doctor which i'm sure it will be, no issue with that. I highly doubt QB's and RB's are going to be yanked after one hit for a trip to the locker room.

Also Patriots could have lost and these things would have been brought up. I know you love playing the victim card, but seriously at this point why don't you just take a razor to your wrists cause all you do is either brag or bitch.

This one doesn't like me.

[Cutriss]

Also Patriots could have lost and these things would have been brought up. I know you love playing the victim card, but seriously at this point why don't you just take a razor to your wrists cause all you do is either brag or bitch.

[Melena]

This one doesn't like me.

Well you are quite annoying, especially with your stories of bravado towards wrestlers and how everyone back east calls Gilette the Razor among many other things. You are the only person I know whose team wins and you still play the victim card.

[Cutriss]

You are the only person I know whose team wins and you still play the victim card.

Have you forgotten about Nynja?

[Cail]

Darius Heyward-Bey to the Steelers

[NinjaLotter]

Well you are quite annoying, especially with your stories of bravado towards wrestlers and how everyone back east calls Gilette the Razor among many other things. You are the only person I know whose team wins and you still play the victim card.

HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE MY BRET HART TROLL STORY THO?

[Melena]

Coming from anyone else, possibly believable.

As for Nynja, his team would have to win a cup first before he can be a winner playing the victim card. He's just relying on past success when the NHL only had 8 teams.

[Cail]

Vikings also did this

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
The #Vikings and veteran CB Terence Newman have agreed on a 1-year, $2.5M deal with $750K guaranteed, source said.

[Cail]

The San Francisco 49ers released offensive lineman Jonathan Martin on Thursday, the team announced.

[tyven]

COME ON BUFFALO MAKE IT HAPPEN

[Aragon of Odin]

http://www.tsn.ca/vikings-sign-t-aiy...story-1.241061

So Vikes sign a massive offensive lineman from the GFL, 6-9 351lbs. Watched some footage and the guy looks like a fucking beast, though I don't really know the skill in the GFL, he may just look good cause he's playing against high school kids lol, but we'll see!

Edit: Didn't see Derocks post lol

[NinjaLotter]

AFC East Postseason Touchdown Pass Leaders:
Tom Brady: 53
Julian Edelman: 1
Ryan Tannehill: 0
Geno Smith: 0
Matt Cassel: 0
EJ Manuel: 0
Ryan Fitzpatrick: 0

lulz.

[Cail]

The San Francisco 49ers released offensive lineman Jonathan Martin on Thursday, the team announced.

Panthers claimed Martin off waivers

[Cail]

Panthers also signed Jarrett Boykin

[AidenCarby]

#Airbrady

[Abandon]

roofl, all the niggas on my facespace mad as shit at michael sam for "throwin niggas under the bus"