2015 NHL Playoff Thread: These are not SEAN FUCKING MONAHAN OR JOHNNY GODREAU

[bori]

Thank you Sep for sparing us from Nynja 'ref puck' gifs and statistics for Markov own LOLGOAL.

[Aksannyi]

SEP

The hero BG hockey thread needs right now, but not the one it deserves? Idk.

[Obsidian]

Number of penalties Habs have gotten away with so far: 1.

Gonna keep a running total.

[bori]

Number of penalties Habs have gotten away with so far: 1.

Gonna keep a running total.

you need GIFs/Statistics and a state of nirvana to back your claims up, mirite?

[Aksannyi]

Don't forget a quote train.

[bori]

Oh man, the Habs fans are so fucking bad.

[Obsidian]

you need GIFs/Statistics and a state of nirvana to back your claims up, mirite?

Number of penalties the Bell Centre thinks Ottawa has taken so far: 47.

[Aksannyi]

TIE GAME

[bluefan]

Yes! Tie game Isles/Caps! NEED TO STAY THERE FOR OT GOODNESS!

[Obsidian]

How you gonna try and argue that one, PK. Come on now.

[bluefan]

lol, they say he touched the puck first hahahaha.

[Obsidian]

Stone almost killed Gallagher dead.

[Thoronas]

How you gonna try and argue that one, PK. Come on now.

It worked lol

[Obsidian]

That's borderline #2 for the tally but I'm gonna let it slide because honestly I couldn't tell if he hit the puck first or not.

But when you're trying to play the puck with a high stick, it shouldn't matter if you hit it or not.

[BadKarma]

I'm sure I'm not the only one wanting to read Nynja's and rata's reaction to that.

The silence is amazing

[Richybear]

Markov is playing fucking terrible

[Aksannyi]

Markov is playing fucking terrible

Nah lol he got that one goal.

[Aksannyi]

Lol broken glass at the Caps game. Took them forever to fix that.

[Aksannyi]

Goal Strome

[Aksannyi]

Where the fuck is everybody tonight?