Lord of Verminion (Pokémon meets Starcraft)

[Korialstrasz]

Well, I did all the things there are to do and got my Shalloweye, Wind-up Twintania, both titles, and finished it all off with a Penguin Prince today. It's nice to know that I'll never need to step foot into this awful shithole of a place ever again.

Although it is tempting to continue to go back and take 1st place with partial matches because of the massive amount of shit I got on Reddit for explaining how points work, and how to not accidentally fuck yourself over completely points wise due to a shitty system. A guy on Leviathan in particular was an exceptional ass about it, so I got 1st last week with 15 matches, and 1st again this week with only 17 matches, because fuck that guy and such. To be fair, I did tell him it was coming:

Spoiler: show

He never said anything back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Some bonus mad:

[solracht]

I've gotten a few sighs and passive-aggressive comments because of the Verminion tourneys but nothing will ever beat the level of salt my group caused over the TT ones. This guy shouted for days:

[Shaano]

The amount of salt over an easy win on TT and I am sure LoV is easy too to just match up with others and let them win/lose etc. I need to get the grind started on LoV so I don't have to look at those extra achievements in my gold saucer tab.

[Katlan]

The amount of salt over an easy win on TT and I am sure LoV is easy too to just match up with others and let them win/lose etc. I need to get the grind started on LoV so I don't have to look at those extra achievements in my gold saucer tab.

If you have 1million from the Jumbo Cactpot then I hate you

[Shaano]

No fucking way that'll happen. I hit 3rd place once and about shit my pants at the 12k reward. Mini cactpot 1m is almost done but once LoV is finished then it's just stupid jumbo achievements. It'll take years to complete that, so fucking dumb.

[Destinye]

No fucking way that'll happen. I hit 3rd place once and about shit my pants at the 12k reward. Mini cactpot 1m is almost done but once LoV is finished then it's just stupid jumbo achievements. It'll take years to complete that, so fucking dumb.

They don't want to make content so they need busy work content the masses begged them for.

I mean they can't make content because lack of funding, staff members and server limitations.

[Shaano]

As much as I hate this shit and terrible at it, what's the quickest minion set up for breaking the shield/crystals. Having to dual box my wins for 300 win achievement and it isn't the most exciting.

[Katlan]

is it so dead now that for tourney's you and a friend can que and get matched?
If so then I will probably just do that to get the minions

[Kaiyoko]

It's been like that since the start. I've been using my alt weekly to get a good sum of MGP for little work.

[Rocl]

As much as I hate this shit and terrible at it, what's the quickest minion set up for breaking the shield/crystals. Having to dual box my wins for 300 win achievement and it isn't the most exciting.

Probably 1 minion with a shield dmg bonus and a bunch of arcana stone bonus minions? I used to do 1 serpent hatchling and a million mammets. I don't think there's any arcana bonus minions above 1 speed, so you're always stuck with slow fuckers.

[Shaano]

Yeah knocked out prince penguin just another person and I. We would alt tab on each others win but sitting there doing 50+ wins at a time is gonna be boring as hell. Sucks the tourney matches didn't count to RP battles

[JigglyJam]

what's the bare minimum the losing player can do without getting slapped with a penalty

[Shaano]

Think you have to summon one minion and move it a little to not get penalty.