NFL Week 14: I failed Calculus but at least the NFL is here to entertain us little people

[Churchill]

This thread is live from an undisclosed porno shoot at ASU...wait, ASU has top ranked STEM programs now. No wonder I'm fucked, I'm just here to do blow.

Thursday
AZ spanks Minnesota

Sunday

Detroit spanks St. Louis

Carolina spanks Atlanta

Chicago spanks Washington

Buffalo spanks Philly

Johan futbol starting? Cleveland spanks SF

TB spanks NO

Seattle spanks Baltimore

KC spanks SD

Jacksonville spanks Indianapolis

NYJ spank Tennessee

Pittsburgh spanks Cincinnati

Denver spanks Oakland

GB spanks Dallas

Houston in the upset over NE


Monday

Miami spanks NYG






You're welcome

[Rhyis.]

[tyven]

thx 4 this gr8 thread sir

[Dimmauk]

Spanks for this horrible thread.

[Boyiee]

JJ Watt broke his hand, still expects to play Sunday vs. Patriots.

[Krandor]

Well, it's certainly something.

[Chun Liroy]

Worse than Miz threads

[Cail]

Pac-Man out Sunday

[tyven]

Pac-Man out Sunday

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

[Cail]

Playoff scenarios this week:

Panthers: NFC South Champs
Can clinch a 1st Rd bye with:
-Win or tie
-MIN loss or tie + GB loss or tie

Cardinals:
Can clinch NFC West with:
-Win + SEA loss or tie
-Tie + SEA loss

Can clinch playoff spot with:
-Win or tie
-TB loss or tie + ATL loss or tie
-TB loss or tie + GB win or tie

Bengals:
Clinch AFC North with:
-Win or tie

Clinch playoff spot with:
-NYJ loss
-KC loss

Patriots:
Clinch AFC East with:
-Win + NYJ loss or tie
-Tie + NYJ loss

Clinch playoff spot with:
-Win
-PIT loss
-NYJ loss
-Tie + KC loss
-Tie + PIT tie
-Tie + NYJ tie

Broncos:
Clinch AFC West with:
-Win + KC loss or tie
-Tie + KC loss

Clinch playoff spot with:
-Win + NYJ loss or tie
-Win + PIT loss or tie
-Tie + NYJ loss
-Tie + PIT loss

[ninjafox]

Already 2 questionable calls by the refs. Since when is a ball hitting the ground, regardless if hands are on it, a catch?

And ball already moving but if hands are on it when elbow touches the ground is not a fumble?

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[Buffy]

Since forever. If the player catches it and maintains control, it is a catch even if it hits the ground in the process.

[ninjafox]

If that was the case then the Dez catch controversy never would have happened

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[Boyiee]

Adrian Peterson just scored his 100th career Touchdown, #2 all time for Vikings behind the alcoholic (110).

[Valisk]

If that was the case then the Dez catch controversy never would have happened

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That, sir, is why it was a controversy to begin with.

[Sepukku]

JJ Watt broke his hand, still expects to play Sunday vs. Patriots.

Probably wasnt his spanking hand

[Roranora]

Does Arians always rock the flat cap?

+10 CHR

[Roranora]

blatant facemask miss, add that to the refs' eval

[tyven]

Does Arians always rock the flat cap?

+10 CHR

i always thought he did but they just said it was his first time wearing it on the sidelines. Guess he always switches to it for press conferences or something because i've seen him wearing it a million times before

[Roranora]

okay, i thought i've seen it too, but it felt different tonight - guess i've never seen it with the headset on the sideline. glad the announcers were reading this thread