View Poll Results: Is crazy surmountable?

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  • Yes, with time and work, you can make a lasting relationship

    20 9.90%

  • No Bro... Run away. They only get crazier.

    182 90.10%
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  1. 2018-04-09 15:06 #801
    Zetanio
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gredival View Post
    This thread could be a finalist in the Schadenfreude world championships
    +1
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  2. 2018-04-09 15:27 #802
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenkiki View Post
    F. Cray Cray finds this thread and we bust out the chairs and popcorn.
    G. Cray Cray already found this thread, murdered him and is now posting as him
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  3. 2018-04-09 15:31 #803
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellfury View Post
    B, He has somehow managed to extract and save some of her eggs and plans to fertilize them on his own.
    he will probably try to sit on the egg like a bird

    “you guys don’t get it, this is how babies are born when the stork is busy”
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  4. 2018-04-09 18:21 #804
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    When you have Soda giving you advice, you know you done fucked up lol. Sorry Soda, I just have this vivid image of you setting up shit traps for the cops on your lawn; trading your vote for food; selling your blood; drinking your own piss; getting ran over several times whilst riding your bike, PLUS having said bike stolen; collecting bags of candy during christmas; kicking your niece out of the house; streaming seminude whilst devouring footlong subs bought by old dudes, etc. Lmao.

    Ama write a book about you, Soda... and maybe a book about coffee tables.
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  5. 2018-04-09 18:46 #805
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    Shit I wish people paid me to eat food.
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  6. 2018-04-09 19:38 #806
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefe View Post
    When you have Soda giving you advice, you know you done fucked up lol. Sorry Soda, I just have this vivid image of you setting up shit traps for the cops on your lawn; trading your vote for food; selling your blood; drinking your own piss; getting ran over several times whilst riding your bike, PLUS having said bike stolen; collecting bags of candy during christmas; kicking your niece out of the house; streaming seminude whilst devouring footlong subs bought by old dudes, etc. Lmao.

    Ama write a book about you, Soda... and maybe a book about coffee tables.
    The name of the book should be "The dirty unwashed cereal bowl"
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  7. 2018-04-10 06:22 #807
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  8. 2018-04-10 07:45 #808
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inshiya View Post
    Successfully permanently removed self from cray-town, without a baby moma, and with my dick still attached.

    Adventures in cray.
    Reread this thread. Saw this line. Fucking lmao.

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  9. 2018-04-10 14:46 #809
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragns View Post
    Too lazy to check the logs but praises to whoever edited the title.
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  10. 2018-04-10 16:09 #810
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    Hey Brill, why haven't you had an awesome brill story in awhile?

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk
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  11. 2018-04-10 18:25 #811
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    The wife succeeded in killing him and took over his account.
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  12. 2018-04-10 18:48 #812
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    Smells like someone died
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