The dialog in this movie was so cringy I ended up walking out after about 20 minutes. I figured my ticket was worth it for the fact that I might be helping fund a new Riddick movie in the future.
The dialog in this movie was so cringy I ended up walking out after about 20 minutes. I figured my ticket was worth it for the fact that I might be helping fund a new Riddick movie in the future.
My group of friends helped one of our group throw his son a pretty elaborate mystery themed birthday last month. As a thank you, he takes us all to a movie today. I vote for Hidden Figures, the other five vote for this piece of shit. This is how I ended up seeing the last Fast movie. I got roped into seeing that abortion by this same group after helping set up and take down a wedding. I gotta find some new friends.
So, what is there to say about this movie. Nobody tried, and I mean nobody. Not the writers, the director, the actors and probably a single person on set. The CGI is passable, bordering on bad. Donnie Yen and Tony Jaa of course show off some great martial arts, in the tiny amount they're allowed. The dialogue, but especially the jokes are so bad I had to just start tuning parts out. There's even a "that's what she said" joke. I wish I were kidding about that. There's a part of the movie where Vin goes to London (I honestly can't remember why he went there) and ends up in a sauna with a girl who looks 14 years old at best. London is also where we get the terrible James Bond line about the things I do for my country. Although in this case, it might mean sleeping with a bunch of underage girls as a 50 year old man. There's so much more terribleness that can be touched on with this movie, but my head is starting to hurt. Avoid seeing this movie. Or if you don't, avoid paying money to see this movie at the very least.
This movie is exactly what everyone thought it would be. Ridiculous and over the top.
Thirtyseven minutes in and I have lost count on how many times I facepalmed. This shit is just bad. It´s not even good in a bad way. It´s just bad. Can´t believe millions of dollars are being spent on shit like this. Fucking Hollywood man.
But did Ruby Rose do sexy things, come on fam answer the important questions
Ruby can't help but to do sexy things fam. I walked in with 0 fucks and was still a little pissed. It could have been better ... even in a bad way.
Recommending a screener for those still interested and have access to those means.
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