Byrd's Beavers' front office has put in years and years of research of watching athletic events, and we have hired outside analysts, have crunched the numbers, analyzed the metrics, examined the data. We have spent millions of dollars and come up with one overwhelming conclusion, which gives us clear direction here. Our highly scientific conclusion? Black people are good at sports.
With the fifth pick in the draft, Byrd's Beavers select Leroy Garrett:
Sorry. Wrong Leroy Garrett. That guy is 1) dead and 2) white. He's Fred Lane Dead, not just Josh Gordon ded.
This guy:
Headspace is up with two picks.