The Masters 2016

[Zetanio]

Hello there friends.

I'm glad you decided to join me in the viewing of the 2016 Masters Championship. We're proud to bring you this years tournament with minimal interruptions and advertisements due to our giant pile of money that we all play in every Tuesday.

Spieth is out front, looking like a contender. Poor Ernie dropped a perfect diving score on 1 and looks like he's SOL.

Their website has become even more awesome this year with tons of old footage as well as a really sweet shot tracker

The app is pretty amazing this year as well. You can assign favorite and get updates (if you're in a meeting like I was yesterday).

Sit back, relax and watch the world's finest battle against one of the greatest courses ever designed.

[Zetanio]

Poulter shanks one in the woods and lets off a bunch of curses that get picked up.

"We... uhhhhh.... we're sorry, our mic seems to have picked up some choice remarks from Ian Poulter after that last shot. "

[Zetanio]

Watching Ernie play golf is just too relaxing. I almost fell asleep at my desk.

[Zetanio]

Not a lot of good scores dropping. Everyone seems to be sitting at E or +1

[Zetanio]

Davis Love making an early charge. -3 through 6

[Richybear]

Watching Ernie play golf is just too relaxing. I almost fell asleep at my desk.

It even put himself to sleep on the first hole yesterday.
I mean, it was like watching a trainwreck, yet we've all been there, so we can relate. (assuming you actually golf as well.)

[Zetanio]

Yeah, his work on 1 yesterday was just a plane crash to watch. Poor fella. Takes the pressure off at least.

[Richybear]

I mean, get the shitty part out of the way first thing and not Van de Velde it with a lead.. haha
Every year I tease my buddies like "Sergio is gonna look nice in a green jacket..." and so far 0/58973485 trying to call it.

[Zetanio]

I mean, get the shitty part out of the way first thing and not Van de Velde it with a lead.. haha
Every year I tease my buddies like "Sergio is gonna look nice in a green jacket..." and so far 0/58973485 trying to call it.

Sergio, the world's slowest golfer. I remember before they made him start playing faster he would take 3 years to hit a shot and even the casters would be like "We're allllll hoping Sergio likes the way his glove looks this time."

[Zetanio]

The wheels have come off for Bubba.

[Omnipotent]

Bubba and Fowler are KILLING me in my pool.

Picked Spieth, Day, Bubba and Fowler

[Zetanio]

Damn, that's rough. Fowler is playing poorly and we know how Bubba tends to do once his head falls out of the game. Day looks a little shaky health-wise. We don't want a repeat of that vertigo shit.

[Richybear]

Sergio, the world's slowest golfer. I remember before they made him start playing faster he would take 3 years to hit a shot and even the casters would be like "We're allllll hoping Sergio likes the way his glove looks this time."

HAHAHA it's why I'll get mad watching baseball sometimes when it's
*time* chhkkchhhhck *Velcro adjusting glove sound*
repeat every pitch and it's like "Just plunk this guy...."

[Zetanio]

Rory is putting together a decent round so far.

[Zetanio]

This featured group is fucking terrible now. Ernie and Bubba are just out of it.

[Zetanio]

Can we please swap these groups. Jesus.

[Richybear]

The homer in me wanted Weir to shoot a couple under today and have a shot at making the cut.

[Zetanio]

Did a walk around my office floor. There's a lot of offices getting nothing done. lol.

[Moss]

how do yall watch golf without getting bored to death? up there with nascar for me

[Zetanio]

Because people are different.