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    Jumanji 2 (starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEgf8kxoh5y/

    Rock announces he's got the script and the movie will be made. No word on release or casting.

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    Yeah saw this a while ago. Gotta piss on another classic.


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    Too soon.

    Too ever.

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    Why a remake?
    It's not like the game was destroyed or anything.

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    hopefully not a remake and just a new group of people find the game.

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    Fuck a remake

    Make it a new story in the same universe

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    I don't mind Dwayne Johnson and he can make the movie solid, but Kevin Hart is awful. Have no hope

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    What the fuck. Ugh.

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    Kevin Hart?

    Fucking fuck.

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    Hoping this isn't a remake and is just what was suggested in here, another group of people finding the game. But still, this will probably be terrible (even though I do like The Rock as an actor).

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    Let's put these two in everything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Let's put these two in everything!
    Austin Powers remake with the Rock as Dr. Evil and Kevin Hart as Minime is the only remake Ill watch.

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    ^ I'd watch the shit out of that. Except Dr. Evil would probably be changed to some rogue General or something, and I say that as a big fan of the Rock and most of what he does.

    Maybe going all in and making Kevin Hart into a Ruprecht type character from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Austin Powers remake with the Rock as Dr. Evil and Kevin Hart as Minime is the only remake Ill watch.
    Holy shit you should write for hollywood

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    Kevin Hart posted this photo showing the new cast. Hart, The Rock, a scantily clad Karen Gillan, and Jack Black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Kevin Hart posted this photo showing the new cast. Hart, The Rock, a scantily clad Karen Gillan, and Jack Black.
    Here's to hoping he dies in the first 10 minutes? Would watch the fuck out of a flick with the other 3. He doesn't even look like he's posing with them lol. 3 of them standing facing the camera and he's worried about some snake in a tree or somethin.

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    Black man carrying the bags.

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    Jumanji (remake starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

    The chick looks like a Lara Croft ripoff lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    The chick looks like a Lara Croft ripoff lol.
    I think that's part of the story about her character. I have a feeling that while they are starting the game (before they get sucked into the jungle) someone is playing a tomb raider ripoff video game in the background and on someones turn they end up getting a roll that brings some monster out of the video game and faux Laura croft.

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