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    Pete's Dragon (Bryce-Dallas Howard, Karl Urban) August 12th 2016


    August 12th release in the US. No word on if Karl Urban will be singing Passamaquoddy.

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    Nope nope and more fucking nope.
    First Jungle Book, now this shit?
    Wtf is next Dark Crystal? Neverending Story?!? Legend?!?!? PRINCESS BRIDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Fuckers need to stop doing shit ass remakes of my childhood!!
    Try being original you fuckers in Hollywood!

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    No. No. And hell fucking no. This shit is most definitely going to end depressing as hell!

    And this is a remake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiendishone View Post
    Nope nope and more fucking nope.
    First Jungle Book, now this shit?
    Wtf is next Dark Crystal? Neverending Story?!? Legend?!?!? PRINCESS BRIDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Fuckers need to stop doing shit ass remakes of my childhood!!
    Try being original you fuckers in Hollywood!
    Supposedly Jungle Book was actually pretty good. And they finished molesting Neverending Story quite a while ago.

    This doesn't have Tim Burton or Johnny Depp anywhere near it, so I give it even odds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiendishone View Post
    Nope nope and more fucking nope.
    First Jungle Book, now this shit?
    Wtf is next Dark Crystal? Neverending Story?!? Legend?!?!? PRINCESS BRIDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Fuckers need to stop doing shit ass remakes of my childhood!!
    Try being original you fuckers in Hollywood!
    Jungle Book was an amazing film.
    Cinderella, Maleficent and Alice... not so much.
    This is giving me Jungle Book / E.T. vibes though, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

    Edit: Also, this is quickly becoming a Disney trend. Expect a Real Life remake of every Disney Animated movie by 2050.

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    The Jungle Book was great. Let's not get too negative nancy about it.

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    Jungle Book was fucking awesome.

    I like the look of this one too, so I'll give it a shot.

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    That little boy was the Samaritan Human Interface in Person of Interest, he's amazing.


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    Trailer looks good. Furry light green dragon looks wrong, but that's the only thing even slightly cringeworthy in the trailer.

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    wait r u telling me that bryce dallas howard and jessica chastain are different people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendas View Post
    Jungle Book was an amazing film.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    The Jungle Book was great. Let's not get too negative nancy about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iono View Post
    Jungle Book was fucking awesome.
    idk how the hell y'all put up with that annoying kid for 2 hours

    hopefully Karl kills the dragon

    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    wait r u telling me that bryce dallas howard and jessica chastain are different people?
    BDH is the more voluptuous one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    BDH is the more voluptuous one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    omg I forgot it was her in that scene

    Sent from my HTC6525LVW using Tapatalk

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    She also played the replacement redhead in Twilight because they didn't want to wait for the original one. It was pretty bad (though not because she's a bad actress, she's actually good).

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    Jungle Book was an amazing live action adaption. Cinderella was decent. Wife and I enjoyed it for what it was. She also enjoyed Maleficent though I haven't seen it. First Alice was meh, didn't see through the looking glass though.

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    This is nothing like the original Pete's Dragon from the trailer. Where's the lighthouse? Why isn't Elliott animated with pink hair? Will there be musical numbers? What about the crooked snake oil salesman? Or Pete's evil adopted family? My childhood self is - ah, I can't lie, I'm still hyped for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Possibly their best yet. Watch this, if you're a fan of cinema sins at all this is fucking hilarious.