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    The Great Wall (Matt Damon, Willem Dafoe, Pedro Pascal)Feb.2017

    Synopsis:

    Fantasy story about the construction of the Great Wall of China, which was built to keep monsters out. Two British soldiers find themselves enlisted as generals in the fight.
    Directed by:

    Yimou Zhang (Hero, House of Flying Daggers)

    Main cast:

    Matt Damon
    Willem Dafoe
    Pedro Pascal
    Andy Lau

    A Hollywood movie financed and run by China, starring American actors in a primarily English movie. The biggest budget movie in Chinese movie history. Its basically a test of whether Chinese-made movies can be run like Hollywood movies and more importantly, sell well in Western audiences.

    http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/28...all-first-look


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    One Of Mankind's Greatest Wonders

    1700 Years To Build

    5500 Miles Long

    What Were They Trying

    To Keep Out?












    MATT DAMON

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    Hollywood and their love of Chinese dollar. Looks dope though.

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    That director, cast, and premise? Count me in.

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    Did China just white wash themselves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Did China just white wash themselves?
    Came here to ask this.

    I don't care. The Damonster can do no wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Did China just white wash themselves?
    Expect lots of angry asian american think pieces, while actual chinese don't give a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Came here to ask this.

    I don't care. The Damonster can do no wrong.
    true maybe they recognize that Damegod transcends race and they are using him to represent all of humanity vs the monsters and also that teaming him up with the Red Viper is just too gangster an opportunity to pass up. The Chinese stay woke

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    Jason Bourne, Oberyn Martell.

    Chinese Monsters

    White Saviors.

    This is. THE GREAT WALL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Jason Bourne, Oberyn Martell.

    Chinese Monsters

    White Saviors.

    This is. THE GREAT WALL.
    After this I think we will finally get the long awaited Last Nigga on Earth starring Tom Hanks

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    A dark future needs a dark hero.

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    This thread is really helping me get through the day. Thanks fellers.

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    Oberyn Martell will be the true hero.

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    Reminds me when the last samurai was Tom Cruise.

    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    After this I think we will finally get the long awaited Last Nigga on Earth starring Tom Hanks
    Brovyen is three steps ahead of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Reminds me when the last samurai was Tom Cruise.
    Let's get something straight; Ken Watanabe was the Last Samurai. Tom Cruise was the First Weeaboo.

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    Matt Damon and Andy Lau in the same movie? What is this world coming to?

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    I thought the live action Attack on Titan was being produced in Japan

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanosukeShiva View Post
    Matt Damon and Andy Lau in the same movie? What is this world coming to?
    A raging climax.

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    Best thing about chinamen is their unlimited amount of cheap extras. Movie looks like standard china movie with a white guy tho.

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    Constance Wu going cray over this.