NFL 2016-17 Week 1 Thread: Your Team is Bad, and You Should Feel Bad.

[Mertron]

idk dood the last minute panic signing of Dwight Freeney to improve the pass rush gives me a lot of confidence heading into the season

eh, I still think you guys will grab the Vikings playoff spot.

[Moss]

eh, I still think you guys will grab the Vikings playoff spot.

everything depends on Matt Ryan playing much better in year 2 of Shanny Jr's system since he was pretty shit in it last year. If he's comfortable the offense is top 10 easily with Alex Mack coming in - that could get us the WC spot but I've turned more cynical over the years.

[archibaldcrane]

The OP is the best thing on the internet. Those Lames at Grantland wish they were that good.

Can we talk for a second about how The Ringer is complete trash compared to Grantland? Every article is like a 2 minute read. It's the worst.

[Xno Kappa]

Fuck the Redskins. Giants all day erry day.

[Chun Liroy]

DAKS OUT FOR HAROMO

[Cail]

DAKS OUT FOR HAROMO

and now the joke is dead

[Mertron]

leroy just getting in his last preseason awful reps

[Serra]

Can we talk for a second about how The Ringer is complete trash compared to Grantland? Every article is like a 2 minute read. It's the worst.

I actually saw an interview with Simmons about how that was intentional. Short version: damn kids these days not appreciating being able to get to work and spend the first 30+ minutes reading a single article >.>

Also, who cares about this year, Denver won Super Bowl 50! Did you see that gold-plated 50? It was beautiful!

[Krandor]

The Ringer is definitely inferior, both for length of the articles and the content itself (though maybe that will change as more writers come on), but it still scratches the itch so it's w/e

[archibaldcrane]

The NFL season starts tomorrow, there's still no Mailbag, I just don't even know what the point is

[archibaldcrane]

Plus the comments section of Medium websites is complete fucking garbage

[Abandon]

NFC:
East: G-men
South: Panthers
North: Packers
West: Cards
Wildcards: Seahawks, Bucs

AFC:
East: Patriots
South: Jags
North: Steelers
West: Chiefs
Wildcards: Colts, Bungals

NFC: Packers over Cards
AFC: Steelers over Patriots

Superb owl: Cards over Pats

[Bregor]

Epic OP. More burns than a Simpsons marathon.

[Rhyis.]

NFC:
East: Giants
South: Panthers
North: Pack
West: Seahawks
Wildcards: Cards, Bucs

AFC:
East: Pats
South: Texans
North: Steelers
West: Chiefs
Wildcards: Colts, Raiders

NFC: Packers over Seahawks
AFC: Steelers over Patriots

Super bowl: Pack wins

[Cail]

NFC:
East: Washington
North: Green Bay
South: Carolina
West: Arizona
WC: Seattle, Minnesota

AFC:
East: New England
North: Pittsburgh
South: Indianapolis
West: Kansas City
WC: Denver, New York

NFCC: Carolina over Arizona
AFCC: New England over Kansas City

Champion: Carolina over New England

[Bregor]

NFC:
East: Redskins
South: Panthers
North: Packers
West: Cardinals
Wildcards: Seahawks, Vikings yeah that's right I fucking said it

AFC:
East: Bills
South: Jaguars
North: Steelers
West: Chiefs
Wildcards: Broncos, Bengals

NFC: Panthers over Cardinals
AFC: Chiefs over Bengals

Superb owl: PANTHERS YEAH I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA AND I WILL BANDWAGON THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SHIT

Coach: Gus Bradley
Comeback POY: BOBERT TRIPLE THE THIRD
Offensive POY: Adrian BeatHisSon
Defensive POY: Geno Atkins
Offensive ROY: Paxton Lynch
Defensive ROY: Jalen Ramsey
NFL MVP: Cam Newton

First Coach Fired: Hue Jackson haha that would be funny right oh God the Browns are so bad

[Gadritan]

NFC:
East: Panthers
South: Panthers
North: Panthers
West: Panthers

AFC:
East: Panthers
South: Panthers
North: Panthers
West: Panthers

NFC: Panthers over Carolina
AFC: Carolina over Panthers

SB: Patriots over Panthers

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[tyven]

Would also like to offer my condolences to the widows of mizango, rhinox, demo, and ninjalotter, as apparently they have all died. rip in peace

prediction: tyven is next

The boldest prediction of them all

[Cail]

The boldest prediction of them all

The easy one is bregs because he's basically gone already

[Rhyis.]

I thought ninjalotter was brought back every nfl season