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    Putin is Russia

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...ecurity-force/

    Russia 'to revive the KGB' after Putin wins biggest majority

    Russia plans effectively to revive the KGB under a massive shake-up of its security forces, a respected business daily has reported.

    A State Security Ministry, or MGB, would be created from the current Federal Security Service (FSB) , and would incorporate the foreign intelligence service (SVR) and the state guard service (FSO), under the plans. It would be handed all-encompassing powers once possessed by the KGB, the Kommersant newspaper said, citing security service sources.

    Like the much-feared KGB, it would also oversee the prosecutions of Kremlin critics, a task currently undertaken by the Investigative Committee, headed by Alexander Bastrykin, a former university classmate of President Putin. The Kremlin has not commented.

    The MGB is expected to be in operation before the 2018 presidential elections, which could see Mr Putin secure a fourth term of office that would keep him in power until 2024.

    Mr Putin served as a KGB officer in Soviet-era East Germany, and is also thought to have been responsible for keeping tabs on dissidents in his hometown of Leningrad, now St Petersburg. He headed the FSB from July 1998 to August 1999, before becoming prime minister, and has often quipped that there is no such thing as a former KGB officer.
    Since Russia is in the news more often i figured its time to start a new thread to discuss how the new cold war is going to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myreality View Post
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...ecurity-force/



    Since Russia is in the news more often i figured its time to start a new thread to discuss how the new cold war is going to be.
    Well if Trump wins it might not be so cold

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    They will be the bestest of bro's and we will go to war with china, murdering all their healthy able bodied men and then divy up the female population as chinese mail order brides. Literally perfect.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...98264442078710

    CCTV captures the moment 'an election official stuffs a pile of voting papers in to a ballot box' in Russia as Putin's party sweeps to victory amid claims of vote-rigging
    Film shows woman producing papers from desk at Russian polling station
    CCTV shows her taking pile of papers and pushing them into ballot box
    The footage comes amid claims of vote-rigging in the Russian elections
    Ruling United Russia has cruised to an easy victory in parliamentary polls

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    I'm so shocked.

    Really.

    Seriously.

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    Not meant to be shocking (because russia), just putting relevant information in the thread. Interesting to see the corruption first hand.

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    Next you'll be telling me the number of mysterious poisonings has skyrocketed too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    Next you'll be telling me the number of mysterious poisonings has skyrocketed too.
    Building the suspense before that reveal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    Next you'll be telling me the number of mysterious poisonings has skyrocketed too.
    Nah, don't joke around like that.

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    Comrade there is no mystery. All those people ate Chipotle and got "food" poisoning

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    Yeah, time to move to Canada.

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    Putin is a bro. Judo flipping bears and hunting Americans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    hunting Americans.
    And gays, don't forget gays.

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    I think most country leaders do that.

    'Cept Trudeau. 'Cause that nigga is in the closet.

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    Putin dies, the whole thing falls apart again. Just wait it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftscythe View Post
    And gays, don't forget gays.
    plot twist, Putin's a big gay daddy bear


    I mean he kinda looks like one, you have to admit

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    hes not hairy or fat enough for that. <_< and the only big thing about him is his ego.

    (not that i'm into bears, but i don't think he qualifies as one lol)

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