So Matthews is on pace for 492 goals if I'm not mistaken? 2 goals in the first period, 3 periods per game, 82 games.
I think if you go by minutes between goals he's actually on pace for over 600.
Those people are dumb. This team is going to lose some ugly games because lolDefense. They're also gonna win some spectacular games.
Edit: And before anyone (Bluefan most likely) asks, yes I know Mike Hoffman, he also went to my school. Don't know him like I know Mark, but he and Mark are good friends so I see him occasionally. Have the same agent too I think.
Oh god, the already unbearable TOR Matthews hype is going to get obscene; not going to HFB main forum for like two weeks.
Watching CHI v STL, just happy to be watching hackey again.
Greg Wyshynski ✔ @wyshynski
Pretty cool how Auston Matthews won the Calder and cost Erik Karlsson the Norris on the same play. #NHL #NHLFaceoff
7:48 PM - 12 Oct 2016
https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/786352914310766592
MOTHER
FUCKING
HAT TRICK
HAT TRICK
First Game Hatty, Hype Train is gonna be in orbit
I should ninja edit my Calder prediction to Matthews
Switching to TOR game; can't miss this even if CHI/STL is on
Panik with the first goal!