The Chargers have been leading in the 4th Q in every game so far this year. They're 1-4.
The Panthers suck this year, which is really depressing.
Also, I suck at making threads so deal with it
The Chargers have been leading in the 4th Q in every game so far this year. They're 1-4.
The Panthers suck this year, which is really depressing.
Also, I suck at making threads so deal with it
0-5 keep pounding
Wrong thread
A lot of open seats
Looks like the right thread to me
Sick grab by Tyrell Williams
these uniforms...
Hunter Henry bringing a nice double TE threat and he's a real nice heir to Gates
FUCK I was crafting a post and got distracted. Effortpost/MSPaint incoming soon.
Bosa on the sideline with a hand injury
severe lack of gifs
These uniforms make my eyes and soul bleed.
Not that its a huge surprise, but SD OL cant get any run block going
And now it's the time of year where I will MSPaint the playoff picture, but this year I'll use a top result from Google image search instead of logos:
1. Oakland - "raiders fan" - Okay that might be racist.
2. Pittaburgh - "antonio brown twerk" - That's a given.
3. New England - "brady courtroom sketch" - I spent more time on this MSPaint than the artist did drawing SATB.
4. Houston - "brock lobster" - BROCK LOBSTER! I think everyone on Earth has a Fred Schneider impression.
5. Denver - "john elway horse teeth" - He also has sort of this weird orange glow, but not in the good "Rick James aura" kind of way.
6. Baltimore - "joe flacco elite" - PFTCommenter is a blinding, brilliant light from heaven.
1. Minnesota - "purple people eater" - Can you believe that dumb fucking song reached #1 on the charts? White people in the 50s were the worst. They even made a movie about it with Neil Patrick Harris and Dustin Diamond! White people in the 80s were the worst.
2. Dallas - "dez bryant just wants to win" - What did the survey say?!?!
3. Atlanta - "julio jones" - My religion forbids me from depicting Him so no drawing, sorry.
4. Seattle - "pete carroll swagger" - Couldn't get this in MSPaint, enjoy:
5. Green Bay - "discount double check" - This guy is the luckiest bozo in advertising, other than the two dudes eatting shitty food in their car at Sonic.
6. Philadelphia - "wentzamania" - BROTHER!
Last week:
M/L: 6-8
ATS: 6-7-1
Season:
M/L: 40-37
ATS: 33-43-1
BYE: Minnesota, Tampa Bay
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13TH
8:25pm EDT, CBS
Denver at San Diego (+3) -
I actually had some time to write this today but Cail made a thread right before kickoff. The line was down to 3 but I still like Broncos to win, Chargers with the points.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 16TH
1:00pm EDT, CBS
Cleveland at Tennessee (-7) - 0-16 is a legit possibility when you're a touchdown dog to fucking Tennessee. Titans win, Browns with the points.
Baltimore at NY Giants (-3) -
Ravens in the upset.
Jacksonville at Chicago (-2.5) - Jacksonville coming off a bye and against a not-so-great opponent? I still believe! Jaguars in the upset.
Pittsburgh at Miami (+7.5) - My two best friends from college, one is a Steelers fan and one is a Dolphins fan. I'm looking forward to the group texts sent around Sunday. Steelers win and cover.
Cincinnati at New England (-9) - Based on how these two teams looked last week, this line should be -30. Which leaves me to ask, what's the biggest ever line in an NFL game? Google tells me it's -28 in a Jacksonville at Denver game from 2013, but I don't remember that, and Pro Football Reference says -26 and a half. Denver didn't cover, by the way. At any rate, I like the Patriots to win and cover.
1:00pm EDT, FOX
San Francisco at Buffalo (-9) - Is this the year Buffalo finally puts it together? And by put it together, I mean sneak into a wild card and get boatraced out of the playoffs. So maybe? Bills win, 49ers with the points.
Philadelphia at Washington (+2.5) - WENTZAMANIA hit a speed bump but it's still full speed ahead BROTHER! Eagles win and cover.
Carolina at New Orleans (+3) - The Panthers kind of remind me of the Dirty Bird Falcons who lost the Super Bowl and then fell apart. Ron Rivera even looks like Dan Reeves' non-union equivalent. Saints in the upset.
Los Angeles at Detroit (-3) - This feels more like the shitty Thanksgiving game no one watches before Dallas plays. Rams in the upset I guess.
4:05pm EDT, CBS
Kansas City at Oakland (+1) - I like KC coming off a bye and Oakland has had a soft schedule and won some nailbiters. Buying the Raiders long-term but not this week. Chiefs win and cover.
4:25pm EDT, FOX
Atlanta at Seattle (-6) - I feel like Atlanta's defense (26th in DDVOA) is going to bite them in the ass eventually, but Seattle's not the team to do it. Seahawks win, Falcons with the points.
Dallas at Green Bay (-4) - It's gonna be so clutch when Romo is made the starter when he's healthy, only to lose a couple games and they'll switch back to Prescott but his confidence will be shot and he'll end up a total bust. D A L S. Packers win and cover.
8:30pm EDT, NBC
Indianapolis at Houston (-3) - The AFC South is the only division where all four teams have a negative point differential. Fuck this shitty game. Texans win and cover I guess.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 17TH
8:30pm EDT, ESPN
NY Jets at Arizona (-8) - Man I can't wait for the Jets to trade Brandon Marshall for a 7th round pick and a bag of footballs. Cardinals win and cover.
My boy PRIVS now the Chargers all-time pass yds leader, passing Dan Fouts
Nice call+convert
rivers was definitely out of bounds when he got shoved
The Sonic commercials are hilarious wtf is wrong with you