President Donald J. Trump: Orange is the New Black, House Slytherin Rises Also Heil Trump!

[Day]

Ben Carson stuck in a elevator, almost did a spit take at the mental image

[Gredival]

Former Indiana Sen. Richard Lugar, a foreign policy expert from the age when the GOP used to govern, called Trump’s foreign policy goals “simplistic, prosaic and reactive,” and said they were characteristic of “a selfish, inward-looking nation that is being motivated by fear, not a great superpower with capacity to shape global affairs.”

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/p...ive/100346222/

[Olo401]

I saw a reference to "things you're not supposed to tell the public" a few posts back... how about our submarines and where they're being deployed?

https://twitter.com/BubbleheadII/sta...44649611464705

[TsingTao]

Yeah, that's a nice summary.

[Lucavi]

Seriously? Christ... This "administration" is anything but.

[Mertron]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.9cf05cd1c09e

whole interview is laffs but this is p good

TRUMP: Now we're going to start getting it, because, you know, the military has been cut back and depleted so badly by the past administration and by the war in Iraq, which was another disaster.

So what happens is I said we've just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this. And he was eating his cake. And he was silent.

BARTIROMO: (INAUDIBLE) to Syria?

TRUMP: Yes. Heading toward Syria. In other words, we've just launched 59 missiles heading toward Syria. And I want you to know that, because I didn't want him to go home. We were almost finished. It was a full day in Palm Beach. We're almost finished and I — what does he do, finish his dessert and go home and then they say, you know, the guy you just had dinner with just attacked a country?

BARTIROMO: How did he react?

TRUMP: So he paused for 10 seconds and then he asked the interpreter to please say it again. I didn't think that was a good sign.

I've yada yada yada'd foreign relations before

[Andalusian girls]

but did they get the bisque

[Mertron]

sean spicer on his apology tour today: "I'm my own worst critic."

sean, there is literally no chance that is true

[Zetanio]

Poor guy. He's too dumb to be stupid.

[Dimmauk]

I can't wait for Melissa McCarthy to make fun of Spicey's alternative history

[TsingTao]

Yeah, we haven't seen Spicey in a while. Now has to be a good time to bring him back.

Also this amused me...

[Zetanio]

[6souls]

http://www.npr.org/2017/04/12/523483...on-with-russia

Trump trusts NATO again

http://www.npr.org/2017/04/12/523569...on-his-way-out

Bannon out if he doesn't drop his drama with Kushner

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...libel-lawsuits

Melania settles with the Daily Mail for $2.9M, she originally sued for $150M

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/04...s-all-time-low

Trump distancing himself from Russia

[Zealot]

So the response from the contingent of Trump fanatics who said his close ties to Russia were a good thing?

[Ghost_Wheel22]

So the response from the contingent of Trump fanatics who said his close ties to Russia were a good thing?

Cyka bylat.

[Shenrien]

So the response from the contingent of Trump fanatics who said his close ties to Russia were a good thing?

[Day]

hot new rumor is Bannon otw out door very soon, caught leaking Syria strike info to Cernovich.

[Fiye]

lol damn thats some savage back stabbing.

[Salodin]

hot new rumor is Bannon otw out door very soon, caught leaking Syria strike info to Cernovich.

Uh, that's like treason level shit right there. Doubt it's true, but wow.

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[Quicklet]

Trump needs Bannon (and the Mercers) more than Bannon needs Trump. Maybe if the Mercers are willing to cut Bannon loose, but my understanding is that he's their most direct link to Trump.