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    2016-2017 NFL Week 16: You All Suck

    TNF came and went and none of you shitheads could make a thread again...

    Giants lost, so now Dallas has home field on the NFC side.

    Here's the updated scenarios:

    NFC:
    Clinched:
    Dallas: Home Field Advantage
    Seattle: NFC West

    SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
    Seattle clinches a first-round bye:
    1) SEA win + DET loss + ATL loss or tie

    NEW YORK GIANTS
    NY Giants clinch a playoff berth:
    1) DET loss or tie
    2) GB loss or tie
    3) TB loss or tie
    4) ATL loss

    DETROIT LIONS
    Detroit clinches division title:
    1) DET win + GB loss or tie
    2) DET tie + GB loss

    Detroit clinches a playoff berth:
    1) DET win + TB loss or tie
    2) DET tie + TB loss
    3) DET tie + TB tie + ATL win
    4) WAS loss or tie + TB loss + ATL win or tie

    ATLANTA FALCONS
    Atlanta clinches division title:
    1) ATL win + TB loss or tie
    2) ATL tie + TB loss

    Atlanta clinches a playoff berth:
    1) ATL win + ATL clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over DET
    2) ATL win or tie + GB loss or tie
    3) ATL win + DET loss or tie
    4) ATL tie + DET tie
    5) WAS loss or tie + GB loss
    6) WAS loss or tie + GB tie + DET loss

    GREEN BAY PACKERS
    Green Bay clinches a playoff berth:
    1) GB win + WAS loss or tie + TB loss + ATL win or tie + GB clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over TB

    TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
    Tampa Bay clinches playoff berth:
    1) TB win + GB loss + DET loss + WAS loss
    2) TB win + GB loss + DET loss + WAS tie + TB clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over DET

    AFC
    Clinched:
    New England: First Round Bye
    Oakland: Playoff Berth

    NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
    New England clinches home field advantage throughout AFC playoffs:
    1) NE win + OAK loss or tie
    2) NE tie + OAK loss

    OAKLAND RAIDERS
    Oakland clinches division title and a first-round bye:
    1) OAK win + KC loss or tie
    2) OAK tie + KC loss

    PITTSBURGH STEELERS
    Pittsburgh clinches division title:
    1) PIT win

    KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
    Kansas City clinches a playoff berth:
    1) KC win or tie
    2) BAL loss or tie

    HOUSTON TEXANS
    Houston clinches a division title:
    1) HOU win + TEN loss

    MIAMI DOLPHINS
    Miami clinches a playoff berth:
    1) MIA win + DEN loss or tie
    2) MIA tie + BAL loss + DEN loss + HOU loss or tie
    3) MIA tie + BAL loss + DEN loss + TEN loss or tie

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    Thanks for taking the time to spell out the scenarios because I couldn't be bothered to figure that out on my own.

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    Tyler Eifert out

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    bahhhhh I just want it clinched already

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    Tyrann Mathieu on IR

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    Melvin Gordon out

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    you know, ive seen this other in other places that don't mention the redskins playoff chances, but the redskins can still make the playoffs. they just need a lot of shit to happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    you know, ive seen this other in other places that don't mention the redskins playoff chances, but the redskins can still make the playoffs. they just need a lot of shit to happen
    Same with Carolina.

    I only posted the stuff for the week

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    Todd Bowles hospitalized with undisclosed illness. Won't be coaching tomorrow.

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    Belichick doin' work.
    Poisongate begins

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    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...y-safe-landing

    ViQueens plane skids off the runway after landing in Wisconsin.

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    Bet the house on the packers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Todd Bowles hospitalized with undisclosed illness. Won't be coaching tomorrow.
    He traveled to NE. He will be coaching

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    Scam Newton killin it today

    And by "it" I mean the panthers

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    YAAAAAS WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS

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    Holy fuck that Kelvin Benjamin stiff arm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Holy fuck that Kelvin Benjamin stiff arm
    Meh no1 curr. Jalen Collins still tackled him

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    Great win. Nice to see the team peaking late as opposed to early for once

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