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    2016-2017 NFL Week 17: 3 Teams for 2 Spots

    Well folks, it's already Week 17. As usual, the NFL season flew by. I was going to do a big long-winded season recap for teams, but A. it's 12:20, 40 minutes before kickoff and B. no one gives a shit.

    So here are the playoff scenarios for the final week. There are only 2 available spots, both in the NFC. NFC North and one of the Wild Cards are still up for grabs. (Technically Tampa is still alive, but that's not gonna happen) Most seeding still isn't set, so today is very important for that.

    NFC

    Atlanta Falcons
    Atlanta clinches a first-round bye:
    1) ATL win
    2) ATL tie + SEA loss or tie
    3) SEA loss + DET loss or tie
    4) SEA tie + DET loss

    Seattle Seahawks
    Seattle clinches a first-round bye:
    1) SEA win + ATL loss or tie
    2) SEA tie + ATL loss + GB/DET tie

    Detroit Lions
    Detroit clinches division title:
    1) DET win

    Detroit clinches a first-round bye:
    1) DET win + SEA loss or tie + ATL loss

    Detroit clinches a playoff berth:
    1) DET tie
    2) WAS loss or tie

    Green Bay Packers
    Green Bay clinches division title:
    1) GB win or tie

    Green Bay clinches a playoff berth:
    1) WAS loss
    2) WAS tie + TB win + GB clinches at least a tie in strength of victory over TB
    (Note: GB clinches at least a tie in strength of victory tiebreaker over TB if one of the following teams win or tie: SEA, HOU, JAX, PHI. GB has already clinched strength of schedule tiebreaker over TB in this scenario)

    Washington Redskins
    Washington clinches a playoff berth:
    1) WAS win + GB-DET game does not end in a tie
    2) WAS tie + GB loss + TB loss or tie

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    Tampa Bay clinches a playoff berth:
    1) TB win + WAS tie + GB loss + TB clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over GB
    (Note: TB clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over GB if all of the following teams win: TEN, IND, DAL and SF)

    AFC

    New England Patriots
    New England clinches homefield advantage throughout AFC playoffs:
    1) NE win or tie
    2) OAK loss or tie

    Oakland Raiders
    Oakland clinches division title and a first-round bye:
    1) OAK win or tie
    2) KC loss or tie

    Oakland clinches homefield advantage throughout AFC playoffs:
    1) OAK win + NE loss

    Kansas City Chiefs
    Kansas City clinches division title and a first-round bye:
    1) KC wins + OAK loss

    Miami Dolphins
    Miami clinches No. 5 seed:
    1) MIA win + KC loss

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    So Pats/Fins is the only early game that matters at all, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    So Pats/Fins is the only early game that matters at all, eh?
    A couple games do for Tampa's longshot, but yea...they moved too many games to the late games so that the earlys are basically meaningless

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    Definitely a Redzone day at least for the early games, tho Redzone isn't remotely as entertaining with no fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    Definitely a Redzone day at least for the early games, tho Redzone isn't remotely as entertaining with no fantasy.
    Agreed, and with next to no playoff impact

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    As always, week 17=

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Week 17: 9-6 Pack vs 9-6 Lions
    Frat Stafford defeats AR12 in Ford Field to become the King in the North
    Archie kills himself
    I am happy that I'll be able to see this come to fruition though.

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    Michael Floyd just DUI'd himself to a TD

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    Dude definitely won the lottery with that fuck up

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    Well, outside of the fact he's basically guaranteed jail time with how strict DUI laws in AZ are.

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    Edelman should be ejected for that BS

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    Brady passed Marino for 4th all-time passing yds

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    Romo is in

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    Osweiler in too after Tom Savage ran a QB sneak

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    Shady hurt his ankle, out for the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Osweiler in too after Tom Savage ran a QB sneak
    Possible concussion

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    Miami's field looks like shitty garbage lol

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    Tom Savage re-evaluated for and diagnosed with a concussion

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    EJ Manuel just got destroyed

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    Michael Floyd just blew up a Dolphins DB

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