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    Jay & Silent Bob "Reboot"

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    This is not a drill! This is an actual image from my laptop! Yes, Kids - Jay and Silent Bob are coming back! Here's the story: Sadly, Clerks III can't happen (one of our four leads opted out of the flick). So I worked on a #Mallrats movie instead... which also didn't happen because it turned into a #Mallrats series. I've pitched said sequel series to 6 different networks only to find no takers thus far. Mind you, I'm not complaining: nobody gets to make EVERYTHING they wanna make in this business (do they?). And I've been lucky to make anything at all, there's so much competition out there, so many much cooler ideas from fresh folks. And besides: I had #comicbookmen and then @tuskthemovie and @yogahosers (which all came together so crazy quickly), and the podcasts and #fatmanonbatman. With all of that, how could I bitch about no Clerks III or Mallrats 2? Then when I started directing @thecw shows, it was such a slice of Heaven on Earth, I happily put my Askewniverse sequels to the side. Since I sold #Clerks and #Mallrats years ago, they're owned by others, which limits my moves with my own material. I don't mind: back in the day, all I ever wanted to do was sell my stuff so I could be in the movie biz in the first place. So I don't own Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy or #Dogma... But I DO own #jayandsilentbob. So while I love playing with someone else's new toys on @cwtheflash and @Supergirl, I'm getting eager to play with my old toys again in the inter-connected View Askewniverse I spent the first half of my career creating. And so all last month, I had the time of my life laughing while writing "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" - a fun flick in which the Jersey boys have to go back to Hollywood to stop a brand new reboot of the old "Bluntman & Chronic Movie" they hated so much. It's a tongue-in-cheek, silly-ass satire that pokes fun at the movie business's recent re-do obsession, featuring an all-star cast of cameos and familiar faces! And I already met with the good folks at Miramax and they're into it, so I'm hoping we'll be shooting in the summer! Never give up, kids. You CAN do anything you want in life, so long as you're patient and malleable. #KevinSmith

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    I wonder which one of the four. Rosario Dawson?

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    Randall most likely. He never even wanted to do the second one.

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    A fucking sequelboot about stopping the creation of a reboot when the first movie was about them stopping the creation of the live action movie? JFC why didn't I see this coming sooner...

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    sold

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    I'm in.

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    All in, but...

    Time has not been kind to Jason Mewes. Neither has the meth...but his veneers are on point!

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    i hope justin long is copying his role from zack & miri

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    has Kevin Smith made a good movie in the last ten years

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    has he made a movie in 10 years? i honestly dont even know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    has Kevin Smith made a good movie in the last ten years
    Doubtful. Zack and Miri was like 08 I think, red state sucked and I never saw Tusk or Yoga Hosiers but I assume they are terrible. but clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back is a fuckin legendary run. Christopher Nolan COULD NEVER.

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    Kevin's Smith's best work is the Jay and Silent Bob tangential flicks. Those characters are what's gold, and I'll come back every time.

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    oh yeah, i remember red state and tusk. red state was utter shit and tusk was really weird. but neither bad nor good, just weird

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    don't really want. their films were funny enough but don't need a reboot.