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    Hypnic Jerk (while in another persons bed)

    I been occasionally staying at a lady friend's house and if I am in the same bed as her when we sleep then I constantly will get a hypnic jerk (snapping awake with a muscle twitch) to the point that it keeps me from sleeping and awakes her. I do not know what is causing it to happen in this environment based on research I looked up. I don't have this at home or other locations of sleep. It only seems to happen when we're on the same bed (her bed) together. I don't feel stressed when attempting to sleep. Pretty frustrated at trying to not only figure this out but also stop it. I do not know if it is the bed itself or her presence since I haven't had the bed to myself alone to test.

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    You have a deep subconscious fear of intimacy and probably want to have sex with your mother.

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    You sense a threat to your bed dominance and in your sleep seek to end it but then wake up not knowing why

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    you probably like men

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    You guys tried sleeping on your bed instead?

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    lol was expecting these kind of responses.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvidLoki View Post
    You guys tried sleeping on your bed instead?
    My bed is a twin so it wouldn't fit us both to be honest. May try this futon at some point that is large enough for us both easily.

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    Is the jerk the only symptom?

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    Misread the title of the thread. I'm vastly disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niiro View Post
    You have a deep subconscious fear of intimacy and probably want to have sex with your mother.
    hmmm dunno i also have these murderous impulses towards my father doesn't add up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    hmmm dunno i also have these murderous impulses towards my father doesn't add up
    How many cocks cigars would you say you smoke a week?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Misread the title of the thread. I'm vastly disappoint.


    I got you fam

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    Maybe the sex you had just had was so good that this will happen if you fall asleep afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koyangi View Post
    Maybe the sex you had just had was so good that this will happen if you fall asleep afterwards.
    Or so bad it wakes him back up in fear of it happening again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post


    I got you fam
    True bro.

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    temperature in the room?

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    Honestly you should just try sleeping in a different bed to rule out the possibility of it being her own bed.

    Or who knows, maybe she's poking you while you sleep to wake you up to mess with your mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AvidLoki View Post
    Honestly you should just try sleeping in a different bed to rule out the possibility of it being her own bed.

    Or who knows, maybe she's poking you while you sleep to wake you up to mess with your mind.
    Could be the spirit of the ex boyfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Could be the spirit of the ex boyfriend?
    And with this, we are officially worse than WebMD.

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