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  1. 2017-04-29 09:37 #321
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
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    At least he has normal eyes
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    jake butt has an insurance policy that pays him 10k for every pick he doesn't get picked after his projection (was somewhere in the third round)

    he has made 150k and will continue to make 10k for every pick he does not get drafted
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    But can those normal eyes lead him to a playoff victory?
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    randy gregory, who was already suspended for the entire 2017 season due to a failed drug test, has failed another drug test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    jake butt has an insurance policy that pays him 10k for every pick he doesn't get picked after his projection (was somewhere in the third round)

    he has made 150k and will continue to make 10k for every pick he does not get drafted
    Man you can really get insurance for anything. Wonder what this cost
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Man you can really get insurance for anything. Wonder what this cost
    think I saw 25k lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    think I saw 25k lol
    What a great investment. I need to look into this, wonder how common it's become and who underwrites it
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    looking into it more, it was part of his $4 million injury insurance policy which was $2mil total, which he is already collecting on

    i am probably reading this article wrong though

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yah...165717073.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    But can those normal eyes lead him to a playoff victory?
    If only his normal eyes could stop allowing 5 ypc in the playoffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    randy gregory, who was already suspended for the entire 2017 season due to a failed drug test, has failed another drug test

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    Looks like Butt should get paid out roughly half a mil from the insurance, but falling from his assumed pick of 92 to 145 cost him like 700k off his rookie contract.
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    eagles drafted a white safety, super bowl here we come
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    caleb brantley (possible first/likely second round pick), DT from FL, being charged with ricing/mixoning a woman in FL, prepare the draft tumble accordingly
    fell allllllllll the way to the sixth round, lol

    Browns picked him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    fell allllllllll the way to the sixth round, lol

    Browns picked him
    And browns already talking about releasing him.
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    $wag Kelly as Mr. Irrelevant is the fucking perfect way to close out the draft.
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    omg did he really go lasT? thats amazing
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    ESPN also broadcasted his draft party at one point.

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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    ESPN also broadcasted his draft party at one point.

    This is tremendous.
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