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    2017 NFL Draft + Off-season Thread: Which players' lives will be fucked by Cleveland this year?

    Figure since we're still in the SB thread, it's time for an off-season thread, as the draft is tomorrow night.

    I don't feel like making a quality OP, like is customary for both me and NFL threads, so have at it!

    PRIVS, Tyven's favorite player, is pumped for the the NFL Draft!


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    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...ng-memory-loss

    Cleveland Browns Pro Bowl left tackle Joe Thomas, 32, is experiencing memory loss, he said in an interview released Wednesday.

    Thomas could not say, though, whether playing in the NFL has caused the problem.

    "I definitely expect memory loss," Thomas said on "In Depth With Graham Bensinger." "I'm already seeing memory loss, and maybe that's just because of my old age or maybe it's football, it's hard to tell.

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    I'm 37 and also experiencing memory loss, must be all the NFL I watch

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    Made a thing. Watson starred because I think I'd be able to trick myself into thinking he doesn't suck. Not that it matters, welcome to the Jets Marshon Lattimore.


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    Since the first mock drafts, most people been having Fournette to the Panthers at 8. Now, sounds like he might be gone before then (I've heard Jags)

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    ive seen 3 mock drafts that have the eagles taking Howard at 14 which might lead to me cutting off my dick and eating it

    no homo

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    I'm assuming celeras is down on lattimore due to injury history?

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    I'd love to see what his reaction to Christian Hackenberg was. Literally one of the worst draft picks of all time

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    Boys better use every single one of their picks on a defensive player this year

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    Good to be a pats fan going into this draft. Solid defense, sexy offense. Could use some stronger DL presence though and I still would love a big black #1 for TB to make a hall of famer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    I'd love to see what his reaction to Christian Hackenberg was. Literally one of the worst draft picks of all time

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    It is your lucky day. For my brother also enjoys relishing in my misery.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeras View Post
    It is your lucky day. For my brother also enjoys relishing in my misery.

    Hey my doggo has the same wobbler

    But yeah lol it was a legitimate question, was curious if you had any shred of "well, maybe..."

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    Britt Mchenry gone at ESPN as well. I Imagine she lands somewhere immediately based on looks alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    I'd love to see what his reaction to Christian Hackenberg was. Literally one of the worst draft picks of all time

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    someone on the broncos boards did a bunch of detailed breakdowns on him. he had an atrocious completion rate.. to players who were wide open and uncontested lol

    made me quite glad the team didn't seriously consider him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Britt Mchenry gone at ESPN as well. I Imagine she lands somewhere immediately based on looks alone
    Fox News?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kisada View Post
    someone on the broncos boards did a bunch of detailed breakdowns on him. he had an atrocious completion rate.. to players who were wide open and uncontested lol

    made me quite glad the team didn't seriously consider him.
    Yeah. The videos of him throwing the ball 5 yards over the head of a RB in the flat. That draft pick is mind-blowing. Not sure which is worse between that and Aguayo

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    Andy Katz gone too

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Fox News?
    Can't forget about the Blaze's blonde vacancy either

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Can't forget about the Blaze's blonde vacancy either
    That requires a bit more of a viewpoint - she could just be a reader on Fox.

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    Britt McHenry situation is funny because I am friends with a lot of people who went to high school with her, and when that tape came out of her going off on that tow truck lady, so many of them were like "That's not how I know her! She is the nicest sweetest person!" And I'm just like...bruh, the tape don't lie.

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