This may be why I am single but my idea of an ideal wedding is:
1. The court thingy (me, my wife, family)
2. Hire out a KFC
3. [Large] Family Bucket each table/family. Booze will be available (brought in mass from Costco).
4. 16gb ipod + playlist will be connected to the restaurant's sound system
5. Giant Bouncy Castle will be temporarily installed for shits and giggles. Outside or in.
Dress Code: Casual/whatever you're comfortable in. No formal. Fuck that.
Donations: Optional. Prefer no donations. Just come, chill, have fun
Media: Everyone has a good smartphone. They can all add it to my Facebook/socialmedia/cloud of choice
The girl would never agree, but hey one can wait/hope/die alone