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    Dumbo (March 29, 2019) A Tim LetsGoDarker Burton Film

    Director: Tim Burton
    Writer: Ehren Kruger
    IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3861390/
    Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo_(2019_film)


    Synopsis:
    The story follows Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell), a former circus star and war veteran, who has been enlisted by circus owner Max Medici (Danny DeVito) to care for a newborn elephant with oversized ears. The baby elephant’s ears are a laughingstock and embarrassment to the already struggling circus. That is, until Holt’s children (played by Nico Parker and Finley Hobbins) discover that Dumbo can fly! Aerial artist Colette Marchant (Eva Green) and entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton) then swoop in to make Dumbo, the flying elephant, a star.
    Cast:

    Michael Keaton - Vandemere
    Eva Green - Colette
    Colin Farrell - Holt
    Danny DeVito - Medici
    Deobia Oparei
    Roshan Seth
    Sharon Rooney
    Douglas Reith
    Nico Parker
    Finley Hobbins

    Promo:

    Notes:

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    Dear god why

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    Does Johnny Depp play Dumbo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotGreyheim View Post
    Dear god why
    Because Disney ran out of original ideas long ago so the next best thing is to reach deep into their animation vault and re-release live action films of animated movies. Aladdin, Little Mermaid, The Lion King, and Mulan are already in the works. And I swear to God McDonnalds cross promotion department better get their shit together and offer up that Schezuan dipping sauce when Mulan comes out.

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    Welp, my kids aren't watching the cartoon, so I guess they won't watch this either!

    FYI: Before the rant, it's not even because I "banned" it or anything. We showed it to my daughter a couple years ago, and I had forgotten how fucking sad it is. She completely flipped the roof when Dumbo was being taken away from his mom to the point I was worried she'd have emotional issues over it. So we turned it off and that was the end of that.


    I'd love to show her the TV show, but Disney is a bag a dicks about putting their shows out on DVD for us to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Welp, my kids aren't watching the cartoon, so I guess they won't watch this either!

    FYI: Before the rant, it's not even because I "banned" it or anything. We showed it to my daughter a couple years ago, and I had forgotten how fucking sad it is. She completely flipped the roof when Dumbo was being taken away from his mom to the point I was worried she'd have emotional issues over it. So we turned it off and that was the end of that.


    I'd love to show her the TV show, but Disney is a bag a dicks about putting their shows out on DVD for us to see it.
    I'd hate to see her after watching Bambi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    I'd hate to see her after watching Bambi.

    Yeah, I'm not touching that one either. We tried getting them to watch the Lion King, but we don't even get to the Mufasa part because they get bored by that point and walk away.

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    This entire premise being a strong "wtf no" aside; The amazingness of Michael Keaton is cancelled out by the terribleness of Colin Ferrell, so it's still a hard no for me.

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    Colin?

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    Thanks, fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    I'd hate to see her after watching Bambi Meets Godzilla.
    ftfy



    And yes, that's actually from 1969.

    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    This entire premise being a strong "wtf no" aside; The amazingness of Michael Keaton is cancelled out by the terribleness of Colin Ferrell, so it's still a hard no for me.
    And then Danny DeVito breaks the tie? Or Eva Green, whichever. Still a wtf why but gonna hold cautious interest.

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    Holy shit I forgot about Bambi meets Godzilla.

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    Included as an extra in the VHS of Godzilla 1985.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Included as an extra in the VHS of Godzilla 1985.

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    Didn't know that. I first saw it during a run with Spike & Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Does Johnny Depp play Dumbo?
    Lmao

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    This is one of the worst possible things ever.

    Fucking Tim Burton and fuck everyone except Keaton.

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    I hope the only reason why Prince Charles id not doing Dumbo is because he's old

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    Quote Originally Posted by TummieGaruda View Post
    Because Disney ran out of original ideas long ago so the next best thing is to reach deep into their animation vault and re-release live action films of animated movies. Aladdin, Little Mermaid, The Lion King, and Mulan are already in the works. And I swear to God McDonnalds cross promotion department better get their shit together and offer up that Schezuan dipping sauce when Mulan comes out.
    I actually remember this.

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    That sauce was amazing back in the day. Hell ya they better bring it back with mulan

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