Closed Thread
Page 1 of 151 1 2 3 11 51 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 3007
  1. #1
    The Shitlord
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    11,366
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kharo Hadakkus
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    WoW Realm
    Rivendare

    Ridiculous Police News (Specific Events): Twin Cities police are frightened easily.



    Carry on.

  2. #2
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    12,451
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Satori Komeiji
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    I can't keep up with this new thread shenanigans.

  3. #3
    The Shitlord
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    11,366
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kharo Hadakkus
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    WoW Realm
    Rivendare

    Sorry, i'd been putting it off for a while cos busy. We're supposed to start new threads around ~150 default pages and we had some that were into the 300s. big threads break the boards and make ragns unhappy.

  4. #4
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    12,451
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Satori Komeiji
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    You disappoint me bane.


  5. #5
    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    3,897
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Ragnarok

    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    Sorry, i'd been putting it off for a while cos busy. We're supposed to start new threads around ~150 default pages and we had some that were into the 300s. big threads break the boards and make ragns unhappy.
    Well Ragns makes me unhappy. BRB mailing him a box of spiders.

  6. #6
    Atheist Douchebag.
    Pony Slayer of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    21,387
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Zetanio Breaux
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Odin

    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    Sorry, i'd been putting it off for a while cos busy. We're supposed to start new threads around ~150 default pages and we had some that were into the 300s. big threads break the boards and make ragns unhappy.
    This is cluttering up my thread list. I am slightly inconvenienced. BURN HIM.

  7. #7
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    25,284
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Acanis Lindri
    FFXIV Server
    Midgardsormr
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck
    WoW Realm
    Kil'jaeden

    Quote Originally Posted by Tarage View Post
    Well Ragns makes me unhappy. BRB mailing him a box of spiders.
    He's going to make Killary seem like a girl scout by the time he's done with you.

  8. #8
    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    3,897
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Ragnarok

    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    He's going to make Killary seem like a girl scout by the time he's done with you.
    He'll be too busy with the spiders.

  9. #9
    Ninja Ninja
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Posts
    5,673
    BG Level
    8
    FFXIV Character
    Noemi Rondain
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Phoenix

    Don't forget to put them on a spring loaded platform that utilizes pizza box spacers to prevent the spiders from getting smooshed.

  10. #10
    Queen of the Pity Party
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    11,485
    BG Level
    9




    tldr; cop points a gun at a guy for nine minutes for a traffic stop

  11. #11
    Ironing this Thread
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    21,464
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Boyiee Star
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    WoW Realm
    Kel'Thuzad

    Wonder what happened before video started.

  12. #12
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    25,284
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Acanis Lindri
    FFXIV Server
    Midgardsormr
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck
    WoW Realm
    Kil'jaeden

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    Wonder what happened before video started.
    Cop asked for paperwork, he dropped it on the floor, screwdriver was on the floor so it turned into 9 minutes of dipshit copnis afraid and holds them at gun point till backup arrives.

  13. #13
    Queen of the Pity Party
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    11,485
    BG Level
    9

    I'm not a gun guy but isn't "don't point a gun at someone you don't intend to shoot" like, rule #1 or 2 or something?

  14. #14
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
    Sepukku is my Hero
    Therrien's Cum Dumpster

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    37,942
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Gilgamesh

    That doesnt apply to popo

  15. #15
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    25,284
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Acanis Lindri
    FFXIV Server
    Midgardsormr
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck
    WoW Realm
    Kil'jaeden

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    I'm not a gun guy but isn't "don't point a gun at someone you don't intend to shoot" like, rule #1 or 2 or something?
    It's rule #1, 2, 3, and 4. He wasn't even holding it right. One sneeze and that guy's brains would have been a permanent fixture to the car's interior.

  16. #16

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    3,447
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Unicorn

    Nah, he had good trigger discipline and didn't seem nervous. He should toned things down and holstered it, but at least he wasn't in danger of accidentally murdering anyone.

  17. #17
    BG Content
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    62,817
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Six Souls
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl
    WoW Realm
    Malorne
    Blog Entries
    9

    http://www.startribune.com/newly-swo...ife/439079063/

    Minneapolis, MN officer threatened to shoot his wife in the head just days before joining the police force. He is currently on administrative leave during his probationary period as an officer.

  18. #18
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    25,284
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Acanis Lindri
    FFXIV Server
    Midgardsormr
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck
    WoW Realm
    Kil'jaeden

    Quote Originally Posted by TsingTao View Post
    Nah, he had good trigger discipline and didn't seem nervous. He should toned things down and holstered it, but at least he wasn't in danger of accidentally murdering anyone.
    He had his gun pointed at a downward angle. If he sneezed, that finger is slipping onto the trigger. If he wasn't nervous or trying to look like a bad ass for the camera, he would have holstered it. If his decision making is that poor that he needs to keep two people who are not a threat seat belted and in a car while held at gun point for 9 minutes, he doesn't need to wear a fucking badge. If he was truly threatened by them he would have had them exit the car and had them on the ground. He was trying to be a bad ass, end of story and he's fucking lucky he didn't shoot either of them.

  19. #19
    BG Content
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    62,817
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Six Souls
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl
    WoW Realm
    Malorne
    Blog Entries
    9

    http://www.npr.org/2017/08/08/542247...criminal-cases

    Major fallout from the Baltimore police planting evidence scandal. 40 cases currently dropped, hundreds more to be dismissed.

  20. #20
    Ironing this Thread
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    21,464
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Boyiee Star
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    WoW Realm
    Kel'Thuzad

    Yoooooooo I don't sneeze when I'm holding a gun but if I did my finger wouldn't magically slip all the way to the trigger and pull it lol.

Closed Thread
Page 1 of 151 1 2 3 11 51 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Feel Good, Warm and Fuzzy Police News Thread
    By Acevalefor in forum Politics: Advanced Shitposting
    Replies: 112
    Last Post: 2023-04-09, 17:09
  2. Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)
    By Chun Liroy in forum Politics: Advanced Shitposting
    Replies: 6692
    Last Post: 2017-08-03, 16:30
  3. Transgender News (Specific events)
    By BaneTheBrawler in forum Politics: Advanced Shitposting
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 2015-07-23, 22:25