Game of Thrones (TV talk) (CLEARLY MARK AND TAG BOOK SPOILERS IF YOU POST THEM) SEASON 7

[Rhyis.]

Yeah, you could tell Doran had a longer end-game and wanted to do things smart
Women fuck everything up

[synistar]

The only good Lady/Queen left on the show is Lyanna Mormont. I'd be ok if she became the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.

[chazzyphizzle]

queen of thorns is still dope even though she's shading mah (everyones) boy tyrion

[Tyrath]

Shes a little blinded by revenge now. She wants Dany to go all cray cray on people's asses like her old man.

[Rhyis.]

Cersei roasted my wife in a fire and I ain't even mad. She's pretty aight

[Andalusian girls]

Cersei is bae i mean have you seen her eyebrow game this season

[Dimmauk]

Cersei is bae i mean have you seen her eyebrow game this season

Don't even get me started on Dany's eyebrows.

[Rhyis.]

Ya'll niggas gay

[EternityEnd]

yep

[Andalusian girls]

[archibaldcrane]

If the Sand Snakes fight scenes were reversed, they'd be much less hated. The director / fight choreographer really did them bad in that first one.

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[EternityEnd]

They weren't great in this one either, they just compensated by cutting every half second so you couldn't follow the fights well.

Beautiful cinematography, don't get me wrong, but the editing was abysmal.

[Athas]

also placing the flagship at the front rather than center of an armada so it's the most vulnerable and first to be boarded

also the geography of Westeros/Varys's spy network making it nonsensical Euron's fleet could sail by Dragonstone to King's Landing yet Dany's forces would remain totally unaware

also the fact that a naval battle fought at night in fog between two sides with the same kraken sails is like the worst idea ever

but hey tits and violence and Martin's narrative got us here not logical underpinnings



is it even debatable

Didn't Euron arrive at KL before Danny reached Dragonstone then came on AshaYara's fleet on their way to Dorne? Still dumb they they apparently didn't have anyone scouting out KL for a Royal fleet but that was the explanation I heard that made the most sense so far.

[Athas]

Don't even get me started on Dany's eyebrows.

[thetruepandagod]

http://archive.li/fSOeg

Even the moment in “Stormborn” where we might have expect to see a man’s “manhood” was ultimately defined by its absence. In a tender scene between Grey Worm and Missandei, the Unsullied warrior revealed his weakness—his feelings for her—and the two finally consummated their love. The scene’s tension was entirely built around his eunuch-hood: How is this going to work? Problem solved: The castrated Grey Worm goes down on his lady love in a fantastically feminist, empowering moment for the show, which in previous seasons has been dominated by sexual violence against women and male gratification.

But just as the Mother of Dragons’ queendom was beginning to look like a cockless feminist utopia, in swung Euron of House Douchebro, King of the Fuckbois, Protector of the Patriarchy. And of course he arrived on a long, phallic plank.

Euron’s arrival interrupted what would have second penis-free sexual encounter—a “foreign invasion”—between the rightful queen of the Iron Islands and the mother of the Sand Snakes, bringing unwanted and brutish violence to the episode. These savage, gore-heavy scenes are the worst part of Game of Thrones, and this one was no exception.

For a moment though, before Urine Joystick/Eurin Mysnatch slid into our DMs, we got a glimpse of that sensual, euphoric, pussy-powered society. Game of Thrones’ women and castrated men have shown that you don’t need a penis to lead. Maybe someday America will understand that, too.

[Rhyis.]

My nigga

[AidenCarby]

http://archive.li/fSOeg

fucking lol

[Anoat]

I mean this in the most heterosexual way but I hope the next episode is full of big throbbing veiny cocks.

[Rhyis.]

The cockless council of nine was completed thwarted in their first day of combat by a lone frat boy looking to get his dick wet.
Let that be a lesson to all you want a penis for warfare.

[Zetanio]

The cockless council of nine was completed thwarted in their first day of combat by a lone frat boy looking to get his dick wet.
Let that be a lesson to all you want a penis for warfare.

My man