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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    My biggest L yet; 4 girls at the party went upstairs and got dicked down by the transgendered girl

    Though I didn't take as big an L as another guy there, kept trying to go in saying "I don't care if I just get to watch"

    Though from all the time I've known her, she has like an 80% success rate when looking for chicks; and has asked if I wanted to tag team someone in the past, so I'm a just let her do all the work and try to get in on the next one

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    your life man...your life

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    You telling me this trans lady took four girls upstairs in your own house and laid the lumber and you came up empty? That's...something.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    You telling me this trans lady took four girls upstairs in your own house and laid the lumber and you came up empty? That's...something.
    Nah, was her house. I didn't have power yet yesterday still, so we had to relocate the party or cancel/replan it

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    Hackey Thread Lurker since 2010
    I could have bought an 11 pull and have 1000 gems left over, but all I got was this silly title.

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    So bachelor's degrees doesn't guarantee computer literacy. Got asked how to make a shortcut to access a spreadsheet. smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    God dang it. So my "woman brain" if you will has been all "TIME FOR ANOTHER BABY" for about a year now. Realistically, we can't afford it, so I switched to wanting a dog. But I don't want one until at least my son is in kindergarten (two years from now) because a. After school care will finally be reasonable for my two kids and b. my daughter will be old enough to help out with some responsibilities (she wants one badly, too).

    But I am already like fucking nesting. Trying to touch up the patio so there's at least a little grassy area for the dog to lounge in and make room for a dog house etc. I can't get this shit out of my head.


    Stupid women biology.
    My wife is going through that already too. It is crazy. Our youngest is only 8 months old and she is already saying he is too old and too big. I keep telling her two is it and threatening to go get snipped. That part of the lady brain can be really crazy sometimes.

    Don't get me started on the simultaneous contradictory statements surrounding kids and parenthood...

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    I got into the closed beta for the new DBZ fighting game. Didn't see the email and the beta just finished this weekend.

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    Just responded to my first hydraulic rupture so that was fun.

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    On the awful job market again.

    In processing for a government gig that is honestly pretty sweet but it's ~6 months out and I'm suddenly in danger of losing my apartment now.

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    Come live with me in Brooklyn and see how the other half lives. From 40 floors up.

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    Start work and bosses phone goes off so loud that my ears are still ringing 5 minutes later and the phone was a good 15-20 feet away. And then puts the person on speaker every little thing is amplified so much it hurts like the feeling of nails on a chalkboard or cranking the static to max. How the fuck does he even find phones that go that loud and how the hell does it not bother him 2 feet away da fuq

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    On the awful job market again.

    In processing for a government gig that is honestly pretty sweet but it's ~6 months out and I'm suddenly in danger of losing my apartment now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Come live with me in Brooklyn and see how the other half lives. From 40 floors up.
    Zetanio is Charlie Sheen in Wall Street.

    Fo reals tho zet were you forced to watch that movie when you started? My brother made me watch it when I was prepping for my 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    Zetanio is Charlie Sheen in Wall Street.

    Fo reals tho zet were you forced to watch that movie when you started? My brother made me watch it when I was prepping for my 7.
    I don't work in the stock market. Those people are fucking new money retards.

    Saw the original movie when I was 8 or 9 though.

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    Doing my company's annual ethics training and it's one of those web trainings where I can't click through it without reading it. It purposely pauses you because it thinks you're progressing too fast. Time to snooze for the next ~90 minutes.

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    Trying to clean and organize the house and my youngest cat Jager won't stop being under foot or being exactly in the middle of things I need to take care of. He makes it very difficult to be productive..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    I don't work in the stock market. Those people are fucking new money retards.

    Saw the original movie when I was 8 or 9 though.
    I was super late to Wall Street. Was hooked on Boiler Room right when it came out though. Wall Street 2 wasn't that bad, but I like just about any movie in that realm.

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    So yeah just had the literal shittiest customer ever.

    He comes in wanting us to shred some papers. Sweet that's what we do. First bag of papers also has an entire season of Community, a pair of leather sandals, a screwdriver and some other garbage. Man is perplexed we aren't going to do the garbage too. He assures me the next bag is just paper and I can dump it in without looking thru it. And right on top a couple of network cards and lower a bunch of junk and several batteries which if crushed would ya know start a fire... in the several thousand pounds of paper I the back. He assures me the next bag is just paper and I'm like yeah I'm still looking thru it. It actually was... mostly. Then last bag is half full of paper and half full of dirty, used paper towels and tp and the empty rolls for them. Yes there were brown stains on the tp. Main is even more perplexed saying they are still paper technically. Yeah sorry not shredding your literal shit stains

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    I just learned the Monty Hall problem


    my brain will never recover from this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    Trying to clean and organize the house and my youngest cat Jager won't stop being under foot or being exactly in the middle of things I need to take care of. He makes it very difficult to be productive..
    so cute! I love him <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    So yeah just had the literal shittiest customer ever.

    He comes in wanting us to shred some papers. Sweet that's what we do. First bag of papers also has an entire season of Community, a pair of leather sandals, a screwdriver and some other garbage. Man is perplexed we aren't going to do the garbage too. He assures me the next bag is just paper and I can dump it in without looking thru it. And right on top a couple of network cards and lower a bunch of junk and several batteries which if crushed would ya know start a fire... in the several thousand pounds of paper I the back. He assures me the next bag is just paper and I'm like yeah I'm still looking thru it. It actually was... mostly. Then last bag is half full of paper and half full of dirty, used paper towels and tp and the empty rolls for them. Yes there were brown stains on the tp. Main is even more perplexed saying they are still paper technically. Yeah sorry not shredding your literal shit stains
    Having to deal with all kinds of customers myself, I just want you to know that I always appreciate your anecdotes.

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