Allergies kicked in on me just as I left for work.
Just got home from my vasectomy. Never been in so much pain in my life. Gonna try to down these tylenol and sleep pills and see if I wake up feeling better.
Couldn't even make it the ride home, had to have my friend stop by a bar, so I could properly medicate with 6 shots and it didn't do anything.
If mercy killings were a thing, I'd be singing up right now
lol
I don't actually know anything about vasectomies or if they hurt or not but I'm just gonna post this and say stop being a bitch.
http://www.menshealth.com/health/have-vasectomy
10 Things That Hurt Worse Than a Vasectomy
1. A bee sting. Hurts way worse. Bee sting on the bottom of your foot? Way, way worse.
2. Stubbing your toe. Inadvertently kicking something hurts like a mother. And there are little, fragile bones you can break there. Which can’t happen with a vasectomy. (Fragile yes, but no bones).
3. Whacking your thumb with a hammer. Been there, done that. Hurt way worse.
4. Running anything more than a 5k—or sprinting more than 100 yards.
5. A bad case of gas. You can’t argue.
6. Rupturing your Achilles tendon. In fact, sports trainers routinely say it’s the most painful “common” injury among active men.
7. A nasty hangover. I'm talking one that lasts until the sun sets the next day. Pretty much anything that involves nausea is worse than a vasectomy.
8. Adam Sandler movies. Give me 100 vasectomies rather than having to sit through a.) Grown Ups, b.) Blended, c.) Jack and Jill or d.) Just Go With It.
9. Passing a stone. Like #6, this is an awful, debilitating condition. And compared to a vasectomy, the acute pain portion can last for days. Days.
10. Watching a video of a guy having a vasectomy—like you can do here, if you wish. Not even close, because, let’s face it, there is no “good” surgery video. It’s all awful and gross. Even the most “surgical” and minor of procedures is a horror show of incision and excision.
Not my fail but my friend that him and his wife are terrible with money. And by terrible, I mean that while they pay their bills and all that, they could have more if they were smarter with it. The most recent is my friend said Fallout 4 wouldn't run on his R9 290X. Said all other games would but not FO4. Instead of trying another GPU in his system he goes out and spends $585 for a 1080. Same model could be bought for $500 or less from a multitude of online shops.
He let me borrow the 290X, which in my system plays FO4 fine. Says he's going to sell it to a coworker. I know he's probably giving it away so I tell him if he's selling it for less than $200 I'd give him $250. Said his coworker is like him, where it's not often he's "allowed" to buy new PC parts so he wants to help him. Fuck a relationship like that. And fuck pissing away money like that.
It's probably because I volunteered to let a doctor new to the procedure get hands on training, with the main guy making corrections where necessary and checking over everything/finalizing himself.
She did a lot of poking/proding around in there getting familiar w/ my innards
Target near me rearranged everything which is fun to relearn where new stuff is but they also shortened the chip aisle so now the end of it is a bunch or random beef jerky and the stuff that was there is just not in store anymore. So no more pork rinds
thats likely exactly what it is, then. ever have an inexperienced phlebotomist try to give you an IV? the more wiggling they do under your skin, the more sore the site is afterwards. a skilled IV tech can leave a small scab and no bruising, only minor soreness. a newbie can leave a huge blotch of bruising that stays sore for weeks.
if she was poking around inside you, she likely bruised the fuck out of everything. probably nothing to worry about (keep an eye on it, but you'd wanna do that anyway) but it'll fucking hurt. i suggest sleeping on your back with a sock/washcloth rolled up under your sack to elevate your fellas and help facilitate fluid drainage. assuming, of course, that it's your balls that are sore.
Jesus I'd never agree to let a noob doctor fiddle around with my balls.
I feel fine now (thank god lol).
That initial pain though was probably ranked #2 on my all time pain list with #1 being the time I got my tooth pulled with no pain pills prescribed to me, this being #2, and #3 being getting hit by a bus
Never knew how expensive it is having a tv professionally wall-mounted over a fire place. Fucking aye...
speaking as your cable tech support, please write down all of the inputs you plug shit into. i ain't gonna make you climb up and check your wires but fucking damn do i hate having to cycle through every input every time i send a signal to see if i fucking fixed your shit
I was told to wait 2-4 days, so I can keep my hand off my dick until it's healed. I also had the no scalpel method, so it wasn't cut any deeper than required for the procedure