Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[dasva]

I was told to wait 2-4 days, so I can keep my hand off my dick until it's healed. I also had the no scalpel method, so it wasn't cut any deeper than required for the procedure

Yeah apparently coworker only got told no sex so he's like well guess I'll have to beat it more. Not always the smartest man lol

[Anoat]

My friend was told he needed 40 ejaculations before he was considered completely cleaned out of viable sperm. So, when the recovery is done, get to whackin' CS.

[Brill Weave]

Politely told two directors and a VP to go fuck themselves. Should make for a fun Friday.

[Boyiee]

My friend was told he needed 40 ejaculations before he was considered completely cleaned out of viable sperm. So, when the recovery is done, get to whackin' CS.

That would take me like 4 months.

Probably longer.

[Tyrath]

That would take me like 4 months.

Probably longer.

How old are you? @_@

[Boyiee]

How old are you? @_@

30. 2-3 times a week sounds about right for wife and I, never do it myself.

[Tyrath]

30. 2-3 times a week sounds about right for wife and I, never do it myself.

Eeesh.

I'm 28 and I've never had a live in girlfriend so I basically do it myself almost every day when gfs aren't around or when I'm single lol

[Boyiee]

I can't imagine doing that everyday, never did even when younger.

[Fondue]

you cant imagine jerking off every day? what lol

are you one of those dudes that needs candles and the finest moisturizer

[Boyiee]

Nope, that's what I picture people that do it everyday are like.

[Tyrath]

People that do it every day don't need much obviously.

I can't imagine teenage years not doing it every day.

[Anoat]

I mean I could probably do 3-4 times a day if I wanted to put effort into it but I'm one of those weirdos that has to take a shower immediately after or I feel gross so then it just becomes a much longer process.

[Boyiee]

I take the longest showers if I needed to do that it would be like an hour long ordeal.

[Cream Soda]

I don't even need lube. i can do it dry in 2 mins lol

[Boyiee]

That's me lol.

[Dimmauk]

I don't even need lube. i can do it dry in 2 mins lol

Hey, so why did you get the snip? I've been thinking about it, but when I called around most said it costs 1k

[zoobernut]

I am 35 and my wife and I do it about once a week if we get time without the two kids. I take care of myself at least 2-3 times a week so age has nothing to do with it.

My random fail is all three of my cars have suffered flat tires in the last month at separate times. Too much construction around here right now the roads are hazardous.

[dasva]

That would take me like 4 months.

Probably longer.

10 times a month? Shit I knew a guy that'd jerk it that often a day... and still fuck his wife

[Cream Soda]

Hey, so why did you get the snip? I've been thinking about it, but when I called around most said it costs 1k

I had extra money saved away, so figured why not. No point in waiting till it's too late. Defeats the purpose. Preemptive strike. it's 600 here, but I got it for 400 to let the student doctor help with the procedure. (Well she has an MD, just in a diff field).

Figured better now than never. I don't want kids anyways.

[Tyrath]

But don't you have to be getting laid for it to matter?