Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

**Guitarman** · 2017-10-28 19:54

Walked past my first love today. Recognized her immediately, even after 18 years. She didn't recognize me, no words spoken.

She seemed happy.

**mallister** · 2017-10-28 23:19

i got spray foam insulation all over my fucking hands.

**Boyiee** · 2017-10-29 23:21

Walk into work at midnight for some overtime, first thing I see when I walk in is a black widow in the truck bay about 30 feet from where we sleep.

I'm going to burn this place down. This is my fucking nightmare.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-10-30 08:03

buy a horde of praying mantis

release said horde into truck bay

declare genocidal victory

**Kalmado** · 2017-10-30 09:57

Insurance underwriters are part of Satan's horde.

**Petitssk** · 2017-10-30 10:09

Customers, good god. "The sign on your door says closed", now why would it say that?

**dasva** · 2017-10-30 10:58

Originally Posted by Lepetit89

Customers, good god. "The sign on your door says closed", now why would it say that?

I get these people everyday!

So come into work and most my cookies/passwords are deleted and comp running super slow and freezing up...great now gotta try to remember them all after restarting comp and waiting forever

**Melena** · 2017-10-30 13:02

So work seems to now think that despite me providing support for approximately 125 users, plus computers, copiers, etc. that they can now have me start doing setup for the projector for every meeting in our major conference room, which there is between 1-3 conferences in there a day. I'm dropping the hammer on this bullshit fast.

**zoobernut** · 2017-10-30 14:10

Originally Posted by Melena

So work seems to now think that despite me providing support for approximately 125 users, plus computers, copiers, etc. that they can now have me start doing setup for the projector for every meeting in our major conference room, which there is between 1-3 conferences in there a day. I'm dropping the hammer on this bullshit fast.

Yeah the IT department I work in wouldn't do that so now we have an Events Delivery team that sets up for meetings and such.

**Melena** · 2017-10-30 14:17

Turns out it was a false alarm as one of the reception staff somehow took me giving a short demo on the new projector and output plate as to I’m now handling setup for all meetings.

**Yuri-G** · 2017-10-30 14:33

have never cooked green beans before. I think I didn't blanch them long enough :/ they taste... dirty.

oh well, that's how you learn.

**AidenCarby** · 2017-10-31 10:37

Wedding's off, guess it took my best friend dying to find out I almost wife'd a real piece of shit. Better days ahead boys and girls

**Kalmado** · 2017-10-31 10:45

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Wedding's off, guess it took my best friend dying to find out I almost wife'd a real piece of shit. Better days ahead boys and girls

Congratulations. I'm sure you'll look back at this decision and feel great you didn't do it.

**dasva** · 2017-10-31 10:58

Originally Posted by Guitarman

Walked past my first love today. Recognized her immediately, even after 18 years. She didn't recognize me, no words spoken.

She seemed happy.

Ran into mine a couple years ago. Actually was a client for my work. Forget recognition she even didn't remember me when I brought it up. This is the girl who used to flirt with me all the time and offer me rides home lol. Guess not long after she met someone and has been with him since

**dasva** · 2017-10-31 11:02

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Wedding's off, guess it took my best friend dying to find out I almost wife'd a real piece of shit. Better days ahead boys and girls

Did I miss something? Like I remember the friend dying but how did that go to almost wife being shit?

**Roranora** · 2017-10-31 11:53

gotta wade in that trauma to really see people sometimes

**AidenCarby** · 2017-10-31 12:08

In a nutshell: Funeral was same day she wanted to go to some stupid fondue restaurant cause of her birthday(which was last week), of course I told her the funeral was more important to me. She turned it into a Him vs. Her and me needing to decide sorta deal, we fought. We fought some more until I told her to get the fuck out.

My phone's been blowing up with mutual friends of ours trying to contact me, not having any of it

**chazzyphizzle** · 2017-10-31 12:16

yikes

**dasva** · 2017-10-31 12:18

Oh fuck that shit. I wouldn't even be friends with someone that lacking in basic empathy

**Astylla** · 2017-10-31 12:27

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

In a nutshell: Funeral was same day she wanted to go to some stupid fondue restaurant cause of her birthday(which was last week), of course I told her the funeral was more important to me. She turned it into a Him vs. Her and me needing to decide sorta deal, we fought. We fought some more until I told her not to get the fuck out.

My phone's been blowing up with mutual friends of ours trying to contact me, not having any of it

That’s fucking awful - who the fuck acts like that and for any reason at all thinks that’s appropriate. I’m truly most sorry someone you thought you could depend on during a tragic time turned out to be such a selfish cuntbag.

The mutual friends thing is hell - went through that with a long term relationship after it ended and just stick to your guns, don’t let anyone try to make you feel bad. I’m just so sorry you had to find out this way but I’m grateful that you didn’t waste any more time over this.

I wish I was local so I could try to offer more than support via online, I really hope things get better for you.

Originally Posted by dasva

Oh fuck that shit. I wouldn't even be friends with someone that lacking in basic empathy

This definitely bears repeating. Some people are just fucking awful.

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