Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[Krazy]

Lol

Not much of a fail for me, but I had to come into work for four hours and get my happy ass out of bed at 2:30am to do it. It was snowing too. And no one had plowed yet.

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[Petitssk]

That's my first good ID photo since birth.

[dasva]

Nothing like asking a guy a question and him keep answering something different repeatedly. Apparently doesn't know what the word watch means. And when trying to explain it he apparently doesn't know what see means. Eventually had to refer to that thing you do with your eyes and he finally understood the word but didn't understand the question

[Kalmado]

Nothing like asking a guy a question and him keep answering something different repeatedly. Apparently doesn't know what the word watch means. And when trying to explain it he apparently doesn't know what see means. Eventually had to refer to that thing you do with your eyes and he finally understood the word but didn't understand the question

I get to do the below multiple times a day.

Client: What am I paying for policy 1 and policy 2?
Me: 1 is x and 2 is xx
Client: OK, but how much is policy 1?

[dasva]

Got the don't be sarcastic talk again too.

[Zeb]

I like getting the "don't yell at me." When I'm not yelling at them, but I am talking to them like they are 3 years old cuz they dumb as fuck.

[Anoat]

I like getting the "don't yell at me." When I'm not yelling at them, but I am talking to them like they are 3 years old cuz they dumb as fuck.

I sometimes get the "please don't argue with me" line. Bitch I'm not arguing with you, you asked me a question and I'm sorry the answer is not what you wanted to hear but that doesn't mean I am arguing with you. It's just the way shit is.

[dasva]

I like getting the "don't yell at me." When I'm not yelling at them, but I am talking to them like they are 3 years old cuz they dumb as fuck.

This reminds of a time that has caused a coworker to be banned from a jobsite.

Basically he goes into an office to get invoice signed. He says hello. She says to speak up. He does and next thing you know she's starting what ends up being a good 10 minute rant about how no one has ever spoken to her that way blah blah. Coworker runs off to do work leaving me to deal with her lol. So she's ranting to me about it and I'm just giving her the nod and stare treatment finally she asks what's his name I'm calling your boss. I say Ron. She asks how do you spell that... I just looked at her like she was the dumbest piece of shit and asked are you seriously asking how to spell Ron? She then has me write it down for her and immediately calls the boss.

[Kalmado]

I sometimes get the "please don't argue with me" line. Bitch I'm not arguing with you, you asked me a question and I'm sorry the answer is not what you wanted to hear but that doesn't mean I am arguing with you. It's just the way shit is.

Same vein as having a discussion where someone that can't accept being wrong about something and then telling you to stop being a know it all. Like, sorry you don't know what you're talking about.

[Vaspinne]

>Match with cute girl on bumble, tons of same interests and etc
>Have a 'no expectations' coffee date, hit it off really well, proceed to exchange numbers at the end
>Playfully text back and forth for a couple days
>Ask her when I'll get to see her for a proper date, proceed to never hear from her again (It's been a bit over a week at this point)

[Anoat]

>Match with cute girl on bumble, tons of same interests and etc
>Have a 'no expectations' coffee date, hit it off really well, proceed to exchange numbers at the end
>Playfully text back and forth for a couple days
>Ask her when I'll get to see her again, proceed to never hear from her again (It's been a bit over a week at this point)

Some are just after the attention and validation. Try not to take it personally.

[Vaspinne]

Yeah, it was annoying mainly because we seemed to click excessively well but at this point I've gotten back to swiping

[NynJa]

Have you considered taking dating advice from this pimp?

[Kalmado]

Today is a Pantera day and I just realized I do not have Pantera on my Plex (no access to youtube, pandora, etc at work). Will have to break out the external dvd/cd drive and rip some cds after work.

[Melena]

CC'd a supervisor when letting a couple of her staff members know their new cell phones arrived and she thought she was part of that list........

[Jefe]

So I'm working on a sonar system for distance determination and when it's connected to the pc it works np. However, when I use my circuit the lcd displays some gibberish bs (I'm supposed to get distance vs time). I've been fucking around w/ it for a couple of hours. Fuck it, I'm going to throw the towel and ask the instructor. Bye extra credit.

[BaneTheBrawler]

...update drivers?

[Xno Kappa]

Nearest Dunkin’ Donuts coolatta machine is busted and I need my damn vanilla bean fix.

[Tokitoki]

Someone got access to my PayPal account and bought some unlocked shit phones. Got refunded for one already, but still waiting on the second.

[AoE]

Have you considered taking dating advice from this pimp?

I actually bought that shirt years ago. Can't find it anymore though.

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