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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    About as random a fail as you can get.

    My mom is married to this man, lol

    Your family is so interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Your family is so interesting
    lol I haven't talked to my mom since like 2 husbands ago. (this one makes #5? lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    lol I haven't talked to my mom since like 2 husbands ago. (this one makes #5? lol)
    At least you can now say your mom is on IMDB.

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    I'm in seattle and this town is a shit hole, wth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    About as random a fail as you can get.

    My mom is married to this man, lol

    Somehow this man has had sex more recently than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    On a business trip out of state and there's no in network providers so I'm stuck dealing with urgent care later.
    My throat is in so much pain I can't even swallow water and have had chills all night and unable to sleep. And I'm stuck here until Friday, FML
    Have you tried Texas med clinic? Welcome to Texas allergies.

    Never eat European food in Texas. BBQ, Steak, Mexican and Asian food

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Somehow this man has had sex more recently than you.
    Maybe so, but my mom is fucking hideous.

    She's gained so much weight in the last 15 years, lol. I used to look up to my uncle Mitch (who's in better shape than me); but now not looking like my mom is my inspiration to keep working out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Have you tried Texas med clinic? Welcome to Texas allergies.

    Never eat European food in Texas. BBQ, Steak, Mexican and Asian food
    I ended up googling urgent care and found one rated 4.5 on yelp which is unheard of in my area for that type of clinic so took a chance.
    I was in and out in 30 minutes, they basically confirmed some kind of infection as my tonsils were inflamed to hell with white spots. Got a fast acting steroid shot and prescription for antibiotics, prednisone and cough syrup.

    By 3pm I felt like a new person after suffering all night. I'm glad I went in as expensive as it was upfront I can get reimbursed by my insurance once I submit everything.

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    This has been a rough couple of months. First I got a flat tire on my car which is in an isolated area so getting it fixed involved a lot of work to get the tire to a shop then get it back. Then someone hit it while it was parked and ripped off the drivers side view mirror. Then my wife's explorer got a flat tire. Then my truck got a flat tire. Then while I was photographing a construction site one of my camera bodies that cost me $2,000 dropped to the ground and the lens mount was destroyed so now it needs to go in for repairs. Then today my GoPro which I set up at the same construction site to take some time lapse suddenly died on me. It didn't get hit or anything it looks perfect cosmetically I can't figure out why it won't turn on anymore. I have used it several times already to do time lapse at the same job site. But for whatever reason today it decided to die. Sucks too because I was supposed to use it to capture time lapse every day for the next week.

    Why does it feel like everything is breaking right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Maybe so, but my mom is fucking hideous.

    She's gained so much weight in the last 15 years, lol. I used to look up to my uncle Mitch (who's in better shape than me); but now not looking like my mom is my inspiration to keep working out
    It surprises me in no way shape or form that you have an uncle named Mitch.

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    So contacted whoever takes care of our company website to adjust a tiny bit of text on one page. They somehow fuck up every page including the simple ones like how to do requests or email and pictures missing some weird missingno type shit all over it. We are like ok fix what you fucked. Takes them about 3 weeks to even respond and they say they can't access what they need to fix the thing they just broke so of course they want us to pay them to just remake the site. Aint buying it nerd!

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    A few days ago my roommate's dog destroyed an old pillow in my room and made a mess. In the grand scheme of things, not a huge deal, it was an old pillow and other than being annoying having to clean it up I didn't mind so much. When I told my roommate what his dog had done, he apologized but kind of laughed about it, like a "aw shucks man dogs are crazy right?"

    Today I came home and the dog had ripped through my bedsheets and destroyed about 30% of my mattress. I cleaned up, again annoyed, then told my roommate. Again he apologized and half laughed with "aw shucks crazy dog huh" and I was like, "Yeah, no, that's coming out of your security deposit. And you aren't gonna be able to leave your dog out to roam while we're both gone. He can't be trusted."

    He seemed taken aback but kind of agreed. Yeah, I love dogs, but that shit don't fly.

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    I hate power point happy aka lazy af 'instructors.' I have an embedded sys prog III, and this guy's sucks. It's gonna be one hell of a semester ; (

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    Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

    I drank way too much before coming to dinner and now can't finish the last drink I ordered without getting sick. I suck and feel bad now lol

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    My nuts still hurt on day 7. I'm supposed to be able to be working out by now and still slightly swollen. Wasn't prescribed anything so just been drinking every night instead, lol

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    Drinking after a surgery isn't doing yourself any favors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arus2001 View Post
    Drinking after a surgery isn't doing yourself any favors.
    but it is. I feel worse when I'm sober, lol.

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    It helps manage pain but I can't imagine it helps heal speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    It helps manage pain but I can't imagine it helps heal speed
    I'm taking it for the pain; lol. I know alcohol doesn't heal wounds; but nothing else I have access to does either

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    Something something alcohol inflammation something something

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