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  1. #1561
    Queen of the Pity Party
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    I'll take your coworkers spot if he makes more than 40k/hr. I promise I'll have a better password.
    I doubt his co-worker makes quite that much.

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    40k/hr? lol
    But he's definitely way over 40k a year if that's what you meant. Don't ask me why. He's long since been past the point of relevancy. Professional connections is about the only thing I can think of that keeps him employed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The best part? The password that the old man had for his remote PC access was, I shit you not, 12345.
    That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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    Hackey Thread Lurker since 2010
    I could have bought an 11 pull and have 1000 gems left over, but all I got was this silly title.

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    RIP water heater. DAMN that was a cold shower. Probably won't have a new one installed til Thursday ugh.

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    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
    I was going to be thoroughly disappointed if i didn’t see this quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    Customer just asked if 0 is a number. Can't make this shit up.
    When I was a wee lad and worked at Walmart, people would ask me once or twice a week what price per pound means.

    Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by synistar View Post
    RIP water heater. DAMN that was a cold shower. Probably won't have a new one installed til Thursday ugh.
    Heat water in the largest pot you have on the stove.
    Bring it into the tub/shower with you.
    Pour small amounts over head as you wash.
    ???
    Profit.

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    Alternatively sous vide yourself in the tub!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Alternatively sous vide yourself in the tub!
    Laughed so hard at this

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    Special at 11:30 or w/e
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    Upgraded to a GTX 1080. Still thinking of playing FFXI.

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    So for like the 3rd or 4th day in a row neighbors want to play who can sound louder. Turns out my speakers go louder than I thought they could which is good because I was still hearing their tv over what I had thought my max was. Hope they like Nine Inch Nails because Everyday is exactly the same feels appropriate right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    Upgraded to a GTX 1080. Still thinking of playing FFXI.
    You don't need a GPU for that. Just 6 CPU's.

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    They did maintenance on the ovens at work and now the smell of gas/propane type is permeating everything’s done making me feel sick. So glad I leave in an hour..

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    So on my way home there is this freeway pedestrian overcross. Kind of poorish sections of town on or near both sides so tends to attract homeless and drug/alcohol usage. Normally in terrible condition which got worse with the recent rains. But after it let up a bit someone went thru and cleaned it all up better than I'd seen it for a long time.... and very next morning it's covered in glass like an entire 12 packs worth with a single beer bottle unbroken. This is why we can't have nice things

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    "Can I speak to (person not in the office)?"
    "(Person) isn't here but I can give you his email address or transfer to his voicemail if you want to leave a message."
    "No that's fine just tell him that (proceeds to tell me everything he could have left on the voicemail or email)"
    "Okay I'm never going to remember all that, thanks bye."

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    Didn't have time to get breakfast today, so I just grabbed a soda and snack at the gas station. Already devoured that, my lunch, both cheese string sticks I brought and still fucking hungry.

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    You need to get in on the intermittent fasting craze!

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    Noooooo why did I watch the first five minutes of Up, I knew what was going to happen and I still watched it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Noooooo why did I watch the first five minutes of Up, I knew what was going to happen and I still watched it anyway.
    I do this to myself every time and it always chokes me up , I can’t stop crying at it no matter what.

  20. #1580
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Paid 6 bucks for a burrito where they gave me ranch instead of sour cream.

    Threw that nasty shit in the garbage after one bite and too lazy to go back out, so I'm not eating today.

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