quit bein a negative 'noat
if you cant see why a voice activated timer for $35 is more convenient and fun than a $600 phone, timers that are built into appliances (which can be around 30 years old, depending on the house you live in), or those cheapo timers that are annoying to operate and somehow vanish into the nether realm whenever they damn well please, then youre a dingus.
A VOICE ACTIVATED TIMER, I WILL ADD, THAT PLAYS DISNEY MUSIC AT MY WHIM.