Idiots in the news Part II: We're better than that guy that did that thing. Get off my lawn, Jaybar.

[Day]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/us/fl...5T04%3A01%3A03

Two girls at a middle school in central Florida were waiting in a bathroom, planning to overpower 15 smaller students, kill them with knives and drink their blood, authorities said Wednesday.

[Yabby]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/us/fl...5T04%3A01%3A03

They had... a pizza cutter....

[6souls]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/us/fl...5T04%3A01%3A03

I like the BBC's take on this.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45977203

On Tuesday they were searched by police who found weapons including a butcher's knife, pizza cutter and scissors.

They told investigators they planned to drink the blood of their victims and "possibly eat their flesh".

The two girls were waiting in the toilet for younger students that they could "overpower to be their victims", police said.

[Outlaw]

Alec Baldwin Released After Being Arrested and Charged in Fight Over Parking Spot

http://www.tmz.com/2018/11/02/alec-b...ng-spot-punch/

His stupid new talk show will probably be put on hold after this. Hate him.

[dasva]

Man Who Ate Garden Slug on a dare Dies From Rat Lungworm

[Day]

Quite the animal adventure in that headline

[Yuri-G]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/07/us/ch...are/index.html


Daycare operators charged after video of child "fight club" surfaces


hahahahaha

[dasva]

Shame it wasn't crack head baby fights

[Niiro]

I seem to remember this happening before a couple years ago.

Is there an extensive underground toddler MMA league I'm missing out on.

[Melena]

I'm sure everyone remembers the random homeless guy who gave some lady 20 bucks to gas up her car, they started a gofundme and raised 400k, then got accused of not giving him the money. Turns out all 3 were in on an elaborate hoax.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/nati...500550782.html

[kuronosan]

Meth, not even once

Gas is only supposed to come out of there.

[Kalmado]

Remember the Detroit Tigers concessions worker who spit in pizza? 18 months probation, one felony, one misdemeanor.

http://www.wbal.com/article/346833

[Jaybar]

I'm sure everyone remembers the random homeless guy who gave some lady 20 bucks to gas up her car, they started a gofundme and raised 400k, then got accused of not giving him the money. Turns out all 3 were in on an elaborate hoax.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/nati...500550782.html

Holy hell what a train ride this was.

[Gredival]

Wasn't sure if I should put this in the gun thread

Father and son shooting over argument reading black NFL players kneeling...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...220635702.html

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[Tarage]

"The picture – taken this year in the remote northwestern Hawaiian islands – has since gone viral, drawing attention to a rare phenomenon that continues to baffle scientists who are now begging the endangered seals to “make better choices.”"

[Niiro]

Seals doing dumb shit for likes on facebook, what else is new.

[zoobernut]

At least the seal looks content...

Is this real or a clever photoshop? I mean seriously wtf.

[Tarage]

At least the seal looks content...

Is this real or a clever photoshop? I mean seriously wtf.

It's real, and it's happened more than once. Scientists think teenage seals saw one seal do it and now they're all doing it. Like tide pods.

Seals are dorks.

[6souls]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46546683

3 Copper thieves in West Virginia had to be rescued after getting trapped 4000 ft into an abandoned mine. They were in there for 5 days. They were hoping to steal a couple thousand dollars worth of wire, but ended up costing the state $1M to rescue them.

[6souls]

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/sto...18-espn-lines#!

111 Sports Stadiums ranked by health violations.

Best run - Oracle Arena in Oakland, CA (Warriors) - 1% rate
Worst run - Spectrum Center in Charlotte, NC (Hornets) - 92% rate