Idiots in the news Part II: We're better than that guy that did that thing. Get off my lawn, Jaybar.

[Abandon]

wow

[Abandon]

his name is Buck

im trying really hard not to laugh

[Fiye]

Yo what the fuck

https://www.thedailybeast.com/proud-...er&via=desktop

Prosecutors say Buckey Wolfe, 26, killed his brother in Seattle on Sunday night by stabbing him in the head with a four-foot long sword.

Wolfe, who prosecutors say exhibited signs of mental illness, called police himself after the murder and claimed he thought his brother was a lizard, according to The Seattle Times. When detectives arrived, he reportedly believed they were also lizards. Wolfe has been charged with second-degree murder.

[Abandon]

skrulls confirmed

[Mythe_Seraph]

Anyone remember the science teacher who fed the puppy to the snapping turtle? Found not guilty of animal cruelty. He is now going back to being a science teacher at the local school. They euthanized the turtle because it is an invasive species that he did not have a permit to keep.

https://www.ksbw.com/article/science...npUGexKKg88IL0

I mean I guess the logic is sound, relatively. But doing all that in front of kids in such a manner? Yeesh.

[Yabby]

I mean I guess the logic is sound, relatively. But doing all that in front of kids in such a manner? Yeesh.

It was sick so put it out of its misery, yes. Feeding it still live to be drowned by a turtle is not mercy, it's kinda fucking sick.

[Mythe_Seraph]

Thanks for repeating what I said.

[Yabby]

Thanks for repeating what I said.

[Abandon]

so someone repeated what was said?

[dasva]

Mythe said one thing yes. But then Yabby said the same thing

[Yabby]

Maybe what was said, got repeated.

[Day]

perhaps someone finally agreed on the internet

[Mythe_Seraph]

ECHO

[dasva]

ditto

[Niiro]

skrulls confirmed

Disney out there killing people for viral marketing.

Was only a matter of time.

[KuroTsuki]

Man Injects 18 'Doses' of Semen Into Arm to Cure Back Pain, Ends Up in Hospital

https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-d...pai-1831817131

Lol.

Part of a study, but still.

[Krazy]

But now he can talk to fish!

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[Yabby]

I wonder how he decided what a "dose" was.

[zoobernut]

Well they caught the licensed registered nurse who used Kill Bill as a manual for how to take care of his patients.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/phoenix-po...WVJpAxecvlKMkY

[Hatedregret]

All you people complaining about the turtle feeding have never owned a snake and it shows. My ten year old daughter has to feed her snake a live mouse weekly and "gasp" isn't traumatized. The only thing bad there is that it was in school and that parent weren't asked beforehand.