Idiots in the news Part II: We're better than that guy that did that thing. Get off my lawn, Jaybar.

[Abandon]

JAGS

LOL


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Melena]

Saudia Arabian flight to Malaysia had to divert back to the airport cause a mother forgot her baby in the waiting area.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/flight-retu...e-waiting-area

[Kalmado]

Drunken U.P. man shoots at snowbank after car gets stuck.

[6souls]

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/10/71181...a-rogue-roomba

Oregon man calls the cops on his Roomba for burglarizing his home.

[Melena]

Man in Florida, robs house, steals their WDW Magic Band and uses it to get in the park and ride Buzz Lightyear.

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-...CELO3MIsC6_cnA

[Abandon]

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...409-story.html

respect the attempt, but fucking lol

[Ksandra]

Man in Florida, robs house, steals their WDW Magic Band and uses it to get in the park and ride Buzz Lightyear.

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-...CELO3MIsC6_cnA

If I was a thief, this would be me.

[DrClout]

Man in Florida, robs house, steals their WDW Magic Band and uses it to get in the park and ride Buzz Lightyear.

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-...CELO3MIsC6_cnA

The article was nuked apparently. I'm heading down there next week too lol

Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk

[Melena]

The article was nuked apparently. I'm heading down there next week too lol

Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk

Yeah, it got nuked because apparently Florida police are about as intelligent as your typical florida man story and posted a picture of the wrong person lol

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/wi...agicband-theft

[Day]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/22/us/fl...3T15%3A20%3A07

florida man back at it again

Florida man pretending to be a deputy tried to pull over a real detective and got arrested

[Melena]

Idiot gets carjacked in Oakland. Tells the cops his kid was in the car, hoping police will then find it sooner by issuing an amber alert.. Baby was actually with the mother.

https://abc7news.com/police-father-o...eport/5296437/

[Fiye]

Sounds like they found the car tho.

[Karbuncle]

Probably would have never found it otherwise too sad as it is. I'm not saying the mans right, but I mean... I get it.

[6souls]

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/0...nsin-minnesota

Del Monte vegetable trays at Kwik Trip are AGAIN linked to an salmonella poisoning. June 2018 was the first time.

[6souls]

https://blogs.mprnews.org/newscut/20...lways-on-sale/

MLB doesn't know where donations made to a veterans fund actually goes. A former marine did some investigating and discovered that MLB is collecting donations for "Welcome Back Veterans" via the McCormick Foundation, but the WBV is just a phrase and there is no actual charity. There is no paper trail to show where the Memorial weekend donations act end up.

[Outlaw]

High School Principal Plagiarizes Ashton Kutcher Speech
It's graduation season when teachers, students and prominent figures are asked to give commencement speeches about life and work and all those things graduates care about. Everyone wants to say something that means something and there are a few ways to go about this - you could read some inspirational quotes, or share your own experience, give advice, give reassurance, or you could just plagiarize Ashton Kutcher's speech from the 'Kid's Choice Awards.'

https://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimme...o/vdka10320047



What a douche. I hope they fire him.

[Eurell]

Haha, why? Seems harmless. Like, its a dumb fuck up, but not something to ruin the guys life over imo

[Tokitoki]

It's really dumb considering half of what they teach at that age is not to plagiarize, and you can get expelled from colleges for doing so, but he did it anyway as an administrator for the school.

He should know better.

[kuronosan]

Haha, why? Seems harmless. Like, its a dumb fuck up, but not something to ruin the guys life over imo

Because you can fuck up an entire student's career by expelling them for plagiarism?

[Eurell]

Yeah but he's not getting graded on his speech, he doesn't even have to say anything at all. Idk, seems like a super minor thing. I get where you guys are coming from though.