Like, holy shit. Zenos got his goddamn slit throat, AND the entire fucking eorzean army on his ass, so if it's him, that's fucking stupid. And even if it's an ascian hijacking his body or something, wow, another fucking plot that just leads into another Final Steps of Faith, probably with some overly-dramatic remix of the stormblood leitmotif, because wowee guys wasnt it SO COOL when we played the heavensward leitmotif when you went up against nidhogg?
Not to mention painfully obvious rifts of the stormblood lietmotif seems to be the ONLY fucking thing this reptitive, bland soundtrack can muster. Because fucking japan and ala mhigo should have the same theme but with different instruments, of COURSE. It's the same musical shit they did in Heavensward, but at least there the main leitmotif was mixed up enough you couldn't tell as much.
Oh, and of course, the plot goes fucking nowhere otherwise. Oh wow, we might have an actually interesting garlean who forces us to question our prejudices - nope, he's fucking evil as shit and we were right, lmao. Papa yoshi pee was so terribly worried you might have blown a gasket trying to deal with the at least attempt at moral complexity in heavensward, good thing you dont even have to fuckin think about who the bad guys are, and look, even some of the bad guys were really good guys all along and we're gonna forgive their war crimes and it's all peaches and MAN WASNT THE ROAD TRIP PLOT SO GREAT DIDNT YOU GUYS LOVE HOW YSAYLE WENT BAD TO GOOD????
not to mention how fucking aimless the whole thing is. Okay we free doma and ala mhigo, great! Now let's go get...some, treasure? Okay, sure, fair, whatever, pandering to the people who miss the gold old days of 1-50 when you were a adventurer. Okay, now let's listen to Lyse be boring as shit and white bread again. Okay, again. Again. Until yoiu like it. And hey, here's that garlean here to just be a prick out of the blue even though we're gonna kill him off in a patch or two and just bring out a NEW stupid arc that's resolved way too quickly! like holy fuck it's like they learned jack shit from the warriors of darkness arc.
and it's all so fucking obvious what's going to happen next. next patch, we get the set up for the next final steps of fate, we're gonna kill the asshole garlean, then the final patch of the cycle is going to set up whatever the fuck next conflict is going to be, most likely with some sort of tragic and sad cliffhanger of some lesser-used character being killed off, because square enix really wants you to have the feel feels, but they don't have the balls to kill off anyone people actually like after harcuhenfaunt.
not to mention the fucking complete lack of any story in the side content stuff, but don't worry guys, WE BROUGHT BACK KLEFKA! YOU LIKE KLEFKA, RIGHT??? Truly, this shitty compressed recording of klefka's laugh makes up for this boring ass tournament arc that's almost 90% "hey here's the next bad guy, NOSTALGIA NOSTALGIA NOSTALGIA, and her'es how you kick their ass, maybe" by volume.
the wiping city of rabanaste doesn't just refer to the quality of pugs there, it also refers to what the writers did with the script, because holy shit does it stink. LIke, they set up the bad guy at the END of it, and the rest of it is just BLAH BLAH SAVE OUR DAD BLAH BLAH SECRET HISTORY BLAH BLHA WOW FINALF ANTASTY TASTICS SURE WAS A GOOD GAME WASNT IT DO YOU REMEMBR RAMZA? YOU LIKE RAMZA, DONTCHA?
to say eureka has any sort of plot would be offensive to the fucking idea of one. a few shitty cutscenes and some ~ominous foreshadowing~, whoop de fucking do.