If people start going full Keanu on this I'm going to be really annoyed.
They're kinda fast when motivated
Run as a relative term for a tortoise...
When it is cold she is slow as heck but put her in the sun in the summer and she lifts herself up high so her body is above the grass and she can really move. We have actually lost her a couple times in the yard as she will dash off the grass and into the bushes on the side of the lawn.
It is really funny when she tries to climb into a gopher burrow and gets stuck halfway in.
something about the wording just cracked me up is all
I'mma... just... nopethefuckout.