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  1. #1321
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    its important to have normalcy in times like this. thank you jon, thank you.

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    i thought God had abandoned us to our covid fate but i see he's just busy testing Jon

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    hell yea time for another Cormier reign

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    Not my joke but figured I'd share it here.

    "Maybe his BAC was just pulsing?"

    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    hell yea time for another Cormier reign
    Cormier is a few thousand Popeyes buckets out of that division he'll never make 205 again

    anyways Dana won't give a shit Jon will be back after some interim shenanigans

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    he just likes to party

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    For reference, the alcohol Bones was drinking was El Recuerdo tequila, which is Jorge Masvidal’s brand.

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    With the UFC again trying to return the world to normalcy, Khabib vs Ferguson is cancelled, again.

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    I don't even understand how they thought they could pull it off. They need an athletic commission to back them with judges/refs/security/cut-men/whatever... ain't no commission gonna allow that shit dawg. Shits shut down lol

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    you can jam basically anything through some of those foreign commissions, Putin would prolly led a Russian champion kill a guy if he asked. get the feeling he's only 50-50 on Khabib with the Muslim rigmarole tho.

    but yee you need sanctioning from the powers that be for the funny business and Russia / Abu Dhabi / Saudi Arabia are locked up tighter than a metaphor. respect the hustle but Dana was kinda bonkers for thinking he could force this through.

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    https://www.reviewjournal.com/invest...-case-1999477/

    Over a two-year period, the businessman tipped the stripper roughly $200,000, usually at $10,000 per visit, to dance and have sex with him in a private room at an adult nightclub, the complaint said.

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    Dana caught on tape with a stripper is probably the least shocking news one can hear in the coming days.

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    didn't Colby film him with a hooker at one point

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    the man likes his women like he likes his fighters underpaid and desperate to earn performance of the night bonuses

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    I had no idea Dana was married. That's probably the most shocking bit of news in all this.

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    what in the fuck this is peak Goofcon 1 Tony vs Gaethje announced for April 18th location undisclosed other fights undisclosed

    Tony fighting for his second interim belt without losing or consolidating the first

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    That's fucking dumb as shit.

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    It's a dope fight don't get me wrong, but I'd still much rather Tony/Khabib. I call bullshit that he can't leave Russia.

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    I don't care what Dana says, I'm in the events industry, what he's attempting simply cant happen. There are no athletic commissions on the planet that are active at the moment which means that Dana would be selling an unsanctioned real life no holds barred cage fight on live PPV... that shit ain't gonna fly. This ain't pro-wrestling. These events require a sanctioning body for them to take place. It's literally law.

    The only way he can get around it is if he has it on an Indian reserve and pre-record the event like TUF, send the tape to somebody from a sporting commission to sanction it to show on television afterwards.

    And even then, if something happens without a sanctioned doctor onsite it's good night sweet prince.

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    People always clown on pro wrestling for the hardcore carny culture that permeates the industry, but Dana is really giving them a run for their money with this one


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