No Way Jose & Titus Worldwide beat The Ascension & Curt Hawkins in a fun opener. Hawkins was announced as being on a losing streak of 0-210 which made me laugh. Dana Brooke’s tits were just bouncing everywhere out of control.
Elias came out and played some music and talked about his debut album doing really well on iTunes which is supposedly legit. Bobby Lashley came out and they sang Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door together for a little bit before Elias attacked Lashley. Bobby hit the suplex and Elias scurried off. Bobby picked up Elias’s scarf and walked around ringside highfiving fans. Odd but fun segment for the live crowd.
Sasha Banks & Bayley beat Liv Morgan & Alicia Fox in a pretty bad match. Hugs for kids at ringside.
Bray Wyatt beat Kevin Owens in the match before intermission. Bray was a complete babyface, even doing Matt Hardy’s schtick with DELETE and WONDERFUL in the match. Kevin Owens actually did a Swanton Bomb which was cool and terrifying at the same time. It was really weird seeing Bray bring the smiling babyface taking pictures with kids at ringside afterwards.
After intermission the Authors of Pain beat Zack Ryder & Chad Gable in a squash. Short and inoffensive.
Alexa Bliss beat Natalya & Ember Moon in a triple threat match. Fellas let me tell you that Mickie James was looking absolutely stunning. Match was alright. Ember is fun to watch bump all over the place. This was the only title match on the card btw.
Finn Balor, Seth Rollins, & Roman Reigns beat Jinder Mahal, Baron Corbin, and Drew McIntyre in the main event. Mostly it was Finn & Seth getting beat on till Roman gets the tag to clean house and spear Jinder into jelly.
It was a fun show, missing a few key people like Ziggler, Nia Jax, Braun, and of course Ronda Rousey and Brock, though I never had any expectation the latter two would be there.