Meta Mistake - Social Media Is Sucio

[Mertron]

everything’s fine, nothing to see here

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...TZgG06P98Y9x2A

[Mertron]

y’all buying $8 coffees every thirty minutes, no wonder some of you need to chill the fuck out

[Krandor]

Starbucks ain't cheap but frappucinos sure as shit don't cost 8 bucks.

[archibaldcrane]

$6.25 for a Venti Frappucino at the nearest Starbucks to me

[Jaybar]

6.25 for a large caffeinated milkshake*

[Koyangi]

I'm sure after tax(es) it's close enough.

[Krandor]

In the north bay area a venti frap and bacon gouda breakfast sandwich costs me 11 dollars even, which I know because it was my breakfast this morning.

[Zealot]

I tried that Starbucks sandwich that's like egg white and turkey bacon with cheddar on an English muffin a little while ago, that's a pretty decent breakfast.

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[Mertron]

you guys are focusing on the price, which is fine, but don’t forget the funnier part: people spending that much every 30 minutes. it’s a tangential “how much could a banana cost, $10?” example

[NynJa]

Or he sayin the starbucks coffee lasts 30 minutes whereas the sub fee lasts 30 days.

[Krandor]

I think he means that a frappucino gets you 30 minutes of pleasure but the blue check is good for a month

[NynJa]

Which is wrong because all it takes is 30 seconds for the coffee to get the shit movin.

[Mertron]

i read it more as you need to renew your subscription every 30 days, and you need to renew your coffee every 30 minutes

you might get 30 minutes of pleasure from coffee, but no one gets 30 straight days of enjoyment from twitter

[NynJa]

You should follow more women who post their tits on twitter.

[Krandor]

Anyone drinking more than a single frappucino in a day is a crazy person and very likely has the diabeetus.

Can't be pounding that shit like straight coffee

[Mertron]

You should follow more women who post their tits on twitter.

why you know any?

[Mrbeansman]

I've yet to have a breakfast sandwich from a restaurant that I would eat unless I didn't have time to sit down and have a legit breakfast.

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[Spicyryan]

I've yet to have a breakfast sandwich from a restaurant that I would eat unless I didn't have time to sit down and have a legit breakfast.

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How hard is it to make an add and put it on bread with shit? Beyond me how they mess that up, and beyond me why people pay to "save time" with one.

[Koyangi]

I have no idea what you just said.

[Krandor]

I have no idea what you just said.

I believe it roughly translates as "capitalism bad"