Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[dasva]

Me: why are we doing things this assbackwards way
Boss: because it would be work to fix
Me: But it'd be one and done this makes us have to fix things every single time those come up....
Boss: It'd be a lot of work for me...

Oh joy and in the process of doing this I find out quickbooks has somehow ninja changed some stuff (like I haven't updated it in awhile but things have changes). Namely now I can't view a list of customers in hierarchal view instead just a flat list which is barely usable when you have multiple jobs with customers unless you change it. And then it changes it back for you so you have to do it again and again and again. Basically quadrupling the steps taken. Also seems to be auto maximizing windows with it for no reason now

[Astylla]

Went back to work today and this was a mistake. Every time I go to stand up I feel like I’m in a fog , feel lightheaded and can’t focus on anything.
Coworker and boss encouraged me to go home soon so just waiting until breaks are done and heading home. I just want to feel like myself again

[Moss]

"here are some happy pictures from three years ago of you and your then-girlfriend!"

thanks facebook

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[dasva]

Clearly facebook wants you to share them so share man!

[arus2001]

The ones that show pics of my dead dog get me in the feels.

[Anoat]

You know you can turn those off in your settings right? There’s a setting that says something like “Don’t show me content related to __________” and you can check the boxes for pets, relationships, and children.

[Moss]

You know you can turn those off in your settings right? There’s a setting that says something like “Don’t show me content related to __________” and you can check the boxes for pets, relationships, and children.

I figured but I am also a masochist and kind of like seeing them even if it makes me feel crappy

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[Zetanio]

delete facebook ezpz

[Xno Kappa]

delete facebook ezpz

But where will I get my quick and tasty recipes!?

[Zetanio]

from me or /r/gifrecipes

[Krazy]

I'd like to know who the first person was to put mayonnaise on a burger so I can punch them in the dick. Grossest shit ever.

[Zetanio]

You're a fucking retard.

[Salodin]

You obviously have never tried mayo mixed sriracha on your burger. Little salt n pepper to taste.

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[Krazy]

You're a fucking retard.

Nope, it's disgusting. Sorry.

[Kalmado]

I'd like to know who the first person was to put mayonnaise on a burger so I can punch them in the dick. Grossest shit ever.

[Zeb]

Mayo doesn't go on warm food. That's fucking gross.

[Anoat]

Tell that to pretty much every fried or grill chicken sandwich buddy

[Zetanio]

some of you need your fucking heads checked. Every burger doesn't need mayo but many do. Use kewpie mayo you plebs.

[Krazy]

Do you dip your fries in mayo too? I just need to know exactly how deep the depths of your insanity goes.

[Zetanio]

If they are the right kind of fries, absolutely.