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    Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

    My wife has a really bad habit of wanting to watch super shitty movies; completely forgetting she’s already seen them and knows they’re complete garbage. Seeing something like “I Am Number Four” on my tv screen when I get home instantaneously fills me with rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    My wife has a really bad habit of wanting to watch super shitty movies; completely forgetting she’s already seen them and knows they’re complete garbage. Seeing something like “I Am Number Four” on my tv screen when I get home instantaneously fills me with rage.
    My wife is currently obsessed with watching this Youtube filipino and her "life experiences" or some shit. It's fine because if she's on her PC, I'm on mine. She wants to watch on the TV she'll go to the bedroom TV. I've never understood the fascination with watching someone else record their time eating at normal places or trying on a shirt. Whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    My wife is currently obsessed with watching this Youtube filipino and her "life experiences" or some shit. It's fine because if she's on her PC, I'm on mine. She wants to watch on the TV she'll go to the bedroom TV. I've never understood the fascination with watching someone else record their time eating at normal places or trying on a shirt. Whatever.
    Reaction videos are my favorite low effort content on YT. People get thousands of views just from watching other, better videos and just going “WOW THAT WAS NEAT, don’t forget to like share and subscribe y’all!” I don’t get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Reaction videos are my favorite low effort content on YT. People get thousands of views just from watching other, better videos and just going “WOW THAT WAS NEAT, don’t forget to like share and subscribe y’all!” I don’t get it.
    So true. I watched a few of the "kids play Bloodborne!" and my god was it stupid. And yeah, that ending is damn near every YT video. A guy that does budget PC builds I subscribe to ends his with saying leave a dislike and I thought that was cool. If I ever got off my ass and did a channel I'd say the same and to leave feedback so I could become better, unless it was useless feedback.

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    my toilet's drain seal has broken, now it wont flush properly and is leaking poo water all over the floor.

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    Got a flat tire on my new bike on my way into work... so a bit late and got some catching up to do. Also it's tubular and I can't find what caused it so gunna be a pain to deal with and likely will just take it in.

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    happy to fit into my 30-inch jeans


    about halfway through the work day, I've discovered that my balls are less than happy about this fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    happy to fit into my 30-inch jeans


    about halfway through the work day, I've discovered that my balls are less than happy about this fact
    I used to be able to fit 29 inch jeans. I can wear 30s but starting to feel like it might not look that great on me anymore even though I'm still very thin.

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    You can be very thin and still have bigger waist/hips. Most my life I've been criminally underweight and still needed wider waist than that. To put into perspective at one point I was 5'7 105 lbs and needed 32 waist with relaxed/loose fit. Yes I got made fun of for my wide child bearing hips a bit

    In other fails was looking at movies released this week and found some I really want to see and limited release and goddamn is it difficult to search for where something is playing on most sites that isn't playing near you. Fucking sorry nothing in your city yeah I know show me the closest one asshole so I can go to that city

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    Made the grave mistake of picking up some chicken McNuggets on my way from dc to nyc yesterday, and it still feels like I have a fucking brick in my stomach right now.

    No idea how people live off fast food garbage

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    Monitor got knocked over by wifey and its broken fml.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiye View Post
    Monitor got knocked over by wifey and its broken fml.
    That's a win. Now say you have to buy a new one and upgrade!

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    Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

    Came home last night and started to feel chills out of nowhere and couldn’t warm up. After an hour of shaking under a pile of blankets took my temp and it was about 99.0. This morning I feel even worse even after NyQuil last night and throat is so sore that sipping water is a challenge. Retake my temp and it’s up to 100.5 , FML

    Edit: Confirmed tonsillitis by doctor and maybe strep throat too, taken off work for four days , fuck.

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    all that rando dick suckin

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    who what were someone said rando dick suckin I'm down what's up

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    No Yuri... no one mentioned it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    all that rando dick suckin
    Lmaooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    all that rando dick suckin
    goin in hard on ole girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    all that rando dick suckin
    Loled.

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    I wasted an hour of my life watching a youtube video of a guy arguing with people trying to prove him wrong that there is more than two sexes in the world.

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